With Bethesda releasing their own open-world space game, this is gonna get interesting.

The Welsh and Scotts hate hearing themselves be called British; though they’re part of the United Kingdom, they are absolutely not British. But I see what you’re saying (I forgot to mention Bond’s mother is canonically Swedish, actually) but I guess putting Bond forward as from at least somewhere in the UK makes sense…

This article says nothing to the contrary, and the fact is, we’ll never know what it was. Asteroid, space probe, whatever. The chances are slim, but it’s not outside the realm of possibility. And there’s nothing in this article that says otherwise, so I’m not sure why this is your takeaway.

Connery was Scottish. In both the books and movies, Bond is Scottish.

Lazenby was an Aussie. Pierce Brosnan was Irish. And Timothy Dalton was Welsh. Roger Moore and Daniel Craig are the only two Brits to have played Bond. So actually, it’s rarer for Bond to BE British. People just assume he is, when he isn’t— even…

You seem really bad at reading people

You obviously don’t know much about how fast it is to animate South Park. They don’t even know exactly what the episode is going to be until within a week of airtime. 

As he stares straight into the camera without blinking.

Oh, is their last name also “Paul”? I hadn’t noticed.

Hey, you’re Flanderizing me with all those ellipses, sir! And you can speak directly to me, not passively with a “they”. Anyway, I felt like you did know it, but have also seen my fair share of stuff like this in the comments without them knowing. I went with that. My... apologies... to... you... ... ... ... ... ...…

You have got to be one of the most annoying, stupid people I’ve seen on here. “Men should shut the fuck up” says a man about another man being interviewed, while only one of them (you) talked without anyone even asking you a fucking question. Do you know how interviews work? I’d love to see an NY Times interview where…

You... you do know that’s the exact plot of one of the new South Park episodes?

Ya can’t bring an arcade home and play it on your couch in your underwear. And now one can stick all the quarters they save up their butt instead of wasting them at the arcade! But seriously, if I had an arcade nearby I’d be there all the freaking time. 

I don’t think it’s really the South Park guys saying vaping is necessarily so bad. While it’s true that the episode is about schoolkids vaping, and also true that they made the great decision that Randy would think vaping of any kind is for wusses, I think there’s the argument to be made that their point is vaping…

Treehouse of Horror, not Horrors

I would like to kindly ask you to stop pitching terrible fan ideas in your articles. It’s either the weird “maybe Nathan for You will surprise us with a new series about his working through the Comedy Central corporate structure” or this “maybe it’s a blue light Psychlops!” (???). Stop. These are just bad predictions.…

You make vacationing in the mountains sound like it's some sort of dramatic thing: "Jake tracked her down on a mountain" this is not. He visited her at her vacation house is all. It's not like she was meditating on a cliff somewhere like Luke Skywalker. Come on, now. I live in the mountains. Many, many people do.…

@The Weasel I’m sure it has much, much more to do with the fact that he’s losing his mind over the fact that he’s expecting to get in trouble for raping underage boys any day now. He and Spacey were buds when it came to that.

Cute

Ugh. One of YOU

The 3DS definitely took some getting used to. It’s like I’ve gnarled my hands into being comfortable with it over the years