While true, chalk it up to his character changing with age or trying to put on a show of how he’s actually a good person to Funkhouser’s girlfriend (and to his own girlfriend). And if that doesn’t do it for ya, it’s just a show. No need to get too bent out of shape about it.

ok... cool.

BOWLING NERD ALERT

Oh man, I had to double check I wasn’t actually over at The Onion proper. That’s crazy. Had to be on some heavy stuff.

Cool video, but it ends just as you’re getting started. You guys are fun to watch. Wish you’d go more RLM-length with your discussions. It seems like you have them but then some idiot cuts out most of it. Tell him to stop!

You say “Unleashed” is about as good as 3D Sonic ever got, which means you never played the 3D games. Colors & Generations are hands-down great. Lost World has a lot of great stuff going for it. And the Adventure games are classics!

One or the other? It’s more likely that you’re both! Bam. Zap. Gotcha. Boom.

Yeah, well, no shit celebrity doesn’t qualify you for the presidency. Great headline. Stop the presses!

This whole review comes off as sloppy and distracted, missing points and details (like Garrison being the president in question) from beginning to end. It’s actually a little professionally embarrassing, if you ask me.

Wait, why do you think it isn’t Mr. Garrison? It clearly is. How do you not rewatch and check before reviewing? It’s so easy.

I literally came down here just to mention that. Way to refer to a journalist that way, some other dude!

I think some journalists will do anything to seem like they’re making a socially significant point. Can we talk about that? I mean, come on.

There ain’t no Will Turner in this trailer... What is she talking about?

Start/Select, D-Pad.

What??? This looks freaking great! Are you guys smoking that Pandora kush over there? Awesome.