As expected Tituss continues to be a treasure. Will watch for his presence alone.

You may be ok with throwing up your hands and saying “I called it” while prophesying complete and total disaster for the next 8 years, but I’m not ready to give up on my country quite so easily. If we don’t have determination, optimism, and fight, what the hell do we have?

So, what then? Just give up, call every election a loss before it even happens?

The Dems are probably already accusing Ossof of being a neo-liberal shill and checking out the Green Party’s platform

Perhaps some dried frog pills?

I’m cutting-my-own throat here.

Buggrit. Dang the twigger f’r’a a bang at the fusel, and shrimp, ‘cos the worm’s on the other boot! See if I don’t. Millenium hand and shrimp, I sez.

I really can’t anymore. I just can’t.

Look, I like Spicer about as much as the next person on this site but at least he read to the kids. In the past it would have been the President and the First Lady to do the honors. Trump couldn’t even be bothered. So, I know that’s a pretty low bar but this is the Trump’s administration. Not being a hat tossing…

Don’t you get it? These MAGA chuds buying a blank book with their own money is like a total own of the libs. I personally had to retreat into my own gay space luxury communism safe space I got owned so hard.

I was under the impression this administration didn’t like whistleblowers.

“Mr. Trump” is 6'2". “Mummy” is probably 5'10". So yeah, he probably is tall for 10.

He later kissed a baby, signed it, then threw it into the crowd, mistaking the gasps of shock as applause.

This kind of thing is just unenforceable. So you see a tall woman with a strong jaw—you are supposed to ask for her birth certificate or ask her to show her genitals so she can use the bathroom? How about a small man with dainty hands? How about a butch lesbian with a bound chest? Who is supposed to be enforcing this…

Look, the way to sort this bullshit out in your head might be like this:

You mean he’s a) “worse than a Democrat” or b) “has a New York sense of humour” or c) “Gets a free pass from Hollywood” (I mean he doesn’t but it’s a euphemism) or d) “Is really good with money” or e) “Doesn’t work on Saturdays” or f) “Eats babies on urine-soaked Christian altars under an inverted cross what do you…

This year’s Easter Bunny be like..........................................^

I never understood why people hate the idea of bullet trains so much when their main purpose would be to compete with airlines.

Even in these videos, she seems to be putting on an odd accent, that sort of old-timey Transatlantic accent from old Hollywood films. It’s apparent in the words that end with “y” like “money” or “sincerity.”

“Hey this is my childhood bedroom, kept as a shrine. Nobody’s been in here for at least 10 years. Yes, it’s huge! Yes, what an amazing view!”