As a medical student with a hobby of coming up with food related analogies for everything, I would like to thank you for the heretofore stolen "Boba Pearl".

Many times, I log into Jezebel because I've been hard at work on the academics and need a break. Most of the time this works. Other times, I am left doing this because a story contains the phrase "boba pearl of discarded uterine lining":

I sort of imagine Mark sitting there in the corner of the Gawker office, a pariah and isolated, loudly proclaiming, "I WILL DESTROY ALL!" and then cackling madly as he posts his most recent tale of woe.

I want to open a cafe that sells only menacing coffee.

This is Texas. Federal laws are for other states.

When you have a history of being physically abusive, the "I've caused scars" metaphor sounds especially sinister.

I just realized she looks like a real-life Bratz doll.

Chris Brown and Drake should date

I don't care BUT I think I need a "gentlesir" to go on dates with. We'd drink tea & eat sandwiches while modestly dressed rather than my usual fast food/pj wearing outings.

But let's use every excuse we can to try to paint this and Elliot Rodger's attacks as anything but a world-wide, history-wide hatred for women. It's fucking sad all right! 25 years later and the exact same shit is still happening and people are still making excuses.

Nobody is rocking those shorts. They are horrible. Nicole Kidman does, however, have a totally rocking stance. I wish her outfit did it justice. Next time, Elle, please put her in something like this, and stop embarrassing yourself:

The knee is the elbow of the leg

Thank you for bringing attention to this. I really believe in what my tweet said, that Peter MacKay thinks misogyny is understandable. He is our federal minister who has signed into law a bill that goes into effect this Saturday, the anniversary of the Montreal massacre.
This day is reserved in Canada to remember women…

True! He then denied saying the thing he'd just said very publicly. http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/ma…

You should also know about this shitbird: in the aughts he dated fellow CPC MP Belinda Stronach. They broke up mid-decade, in a split that caused her to cross the floor to the Liberals (not sure on the chicken-egg there).

we may never know why the gremlins are fucking my shit. - Anna

It was about ethics in gaming journalism.

"Cracks" open.