This wonderland is closed for construction since someone died on the ferris wheel.

My freshman year of college I rented out a room in a 10 bedroom house one block off of greek row. My roommates and I decided to throw a huge party for halloween and there was a steady stream of revelers in and out of the house all night long, party hopping. There was one girl with the coolest DIY costume I'd ever…

When I was in college, my roommate and I went to some Halloween party with a girl from our dorm. The next morning, she comes walking up to the common area still in her eighties-prom outfit. We asked her where she ended up staying the night...she lifts up her dress to reveal her yellow thighs and says "Bart Simpson…

Kirk gravely underestimated how awful a bunch of 18 year olds with their first shot at freedom could be.

This one time I went as The Halloween Scrooge and chastised people for enjoying dressing up for Halloween.

What's the best way to meet people with similar interests? I'm pretty much against going out to clubs/bars/etc unless I really love the place(that's literally one place). It's mostly because I don't make much money and would just rather spend as little as possible. I've tried online dating but I always walk away…

beyonce > mpreg

I also hate both of those things, but I LOVE Khal Drogo. I'm so conflicted.

You're dead right about his presumed parentage, Isha. We don't even have to understand genetics and human baby recipes to appreciate this. Science is wonderful.

As much as I hate Fox News...

I'm so glad Chris Brown doesn't "have animosity" towards anyone about what happened. Life is so much easier when you are not upset with your victim or the people who were upset about your violence. Having a conscience is like carrying 50 extra pounds. Who needs that burden, man.

I think if he would stop being sexist, homophobic, racist asshole every few months then people would be quicker to move on but he keeps showing his ass so nobody believes he's a changed man.

It's halloween that brings up the great sadness that is the Heidi Klum and Seal breakup.

I woke up this morning feeling really bad about myself, but something about watching another human being proudly hoist a big rubber replica of their own undercarriage into a camera lens, smiling beatifically at nothing and glistening like a wet pear, makes me feel like maybe I am less silly than I initially suspected.

Me for the rest of the weekend. "You Finally Found Out"...FUCK NOPE.

LIT-UP JESUS, YOU SAY?

So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is "wut r u doing wit my daughter?" U tell ur girl n she say "my dad is ded". THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

eh, not as scary as werewolf bar mitzvah - spooky, scary