For people who have nothing nice to say about the Palin family, i've heard more about them in the last few days here than i have in probably the last year. But that's none of my business

How about an open thread to the best responses you given to an asshole cat caller. I like Jessica Williams singing and dance approach myself. Another commenter said she kept asking "WHAT?" and the guy realized how ridiculous he was being every time he repeated himself.

HOLYSHIT this is brilliant. It is the perfect confluence of happy craft atrocity & rage. If I could even tolerate being near cross-stitch for one minute, I'd buy the utterly bone-chilling "Pssssst Pssssst Pssssst Pssssst Pssssst".

I only just discovered what "Hell Houses" were this year, and America, you got some issues.

From Fox: Obama Seduces Woman at Polls, Destroys Heterosexual Couple

P.S. When guys say they wouldn't want a woman firefighter dragging them out of a burning building, I make sure to tell them to write it on their foreheads so I know to leave them there when I find them.

I can see how the $100 might be insulting, but updating you guys with a presumed apology, taking ownership, and coming back to try to make things right sounds pretty classy to me.

One evening, my girlfriend and I went to a chain restaurant before heading to the movies.

i WAS the goth kids most of my teen and young adult years and really appreciated a server who didn't make a big deal out of it.

Celebrity Edition!

This is exciting news. All hail King Baby II.

america: 51st in life expectancy, 1st in trolling.

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Oooh, what potential for old-timey intrigues! But seriously, they should raise both as crown royals (regardless of gender, dammit) and then, when they turn 18, have an old fashioned War of Succession. Or, if the army isn't up for it, just do a sealed-deck Magic the Gathering game to determine succession instead. …

I'm interested in what's going on in Monaco, since Charlene is pregnant with twins. There's supposed to be an announcement from their camp about the order of succession issue soon. The main issue is if it's two children of the same gender, and especially males. The first one born would be the heir, but what if they…

Am I the only one who was sort of hoping the title was sarcastic and these would really be the worst customer stories ever, the ones that Colin is saving for that special BCO day?

When I saw "Truly Great Customers" in true Kitchenette style I was expecting to hear tales of the truly depraved... however what I got was 4 heartwarming tales of human decency.

Does it make me a nerd that I know the original poster is referring to yugioh and you're referring to pokemon? If so, I'm perfectly alright with that.

Let's face it; it's ALWAYS been porn parody. We were all just too prudish to admit it until now.

HJB makes me cry because of his perfection.