The dude tried to get on GoT like 7 times or something crazy and they kept turning him down. Their loss, our gain!

LICK HIS FACE

Scabs and drainage never looked so gooooooooooood.

The Barbarella dolls were the ones that ruined it for me.

Honestly? It feels like pressure. It's a completely bizarre, alien feeling at first, and entirely unpleasant. Personally, the first time was extremely painful, and it remained painful for about 18 months. So at first it feels like uncomfortable or painful pressure, and you want it to stop. And the pressure part…

I think the difficult thing is that there isn't really a comparable experience for guys: if you're sticking your dick into something, it's probably sexual.

Um...this guy is an asshole screw him, but let me elaborate on your question.

It's because people think that everything between the hipbones & the upper thighs is all "vagina". Pubic hair, pubic bone, outer lips, inner lips, clitoris, urethra, vaginal opening, perineum, it's all "vagina". Because they just don't wanna know. HERE THERE BE DRAGONS.

Good to know...

Your wish is my command. No, they are pretty much exactly as buoyant as the rest of my body. Now that you mention it, it would be really weird if they floated up every time I got in a pool or tub.

Some other good ones.

You're right, Mike Brown did deserve a fair trial.

Ok I want to explore this idea more. Would Tom Hanks have to go to club promotions?

I would pay many, many pennies for a Tom Hanks version of the Kim Kardashian Hollywood app. That way Tom could be with me wherever I go.

Me too! I remember staring at Marissa's braid for most of a bus ride, just marveling at how it stayed that way without a tie. It wasn't until I watched Chris Rock's Good Hair that I realized the same hair I was envious of might have been a pain in her ass.

I was so jealous of my friend LaNisha in grade school because she could braid and twist her hair and it stayed- without ties! Everything slipped and slid out of my hair. I suppose we all want what we don't have at one point or another.

Are you sure that isn't just their shitty spray? Proof the A&F is the creepiest store ever: I worked at a FAKE A&F (as in, it was at the home office. it was the store that they took pics of and sent out to the chain so they would organize their product the exact way Michael Jeffries wanted). So, no customers. But we…

I'm glad this trend is ending before the following people had a chance to develop their own fragrances:

There's something so weird about using the phrase "a match made in heaven" when you literally believe that heaven is an actual literal place. Full of dead people.

H. Jon Benjamin has sexy eyes.