Birthday cake vodka and Dr Pepper is the shit. Just saying.

I have a weird thing about aspies in STEM fields. Especially if they try to teach me sciencey things I don't understand.

I hope Suri's chi is found and isn't eaten by chihuahuas but WTF... Chihuahuas are NOT a dog for a young kid, especially since apparently nobody was supervising anything. I love my Chihuahua but they are pretty fucking difficult dogs and they're not for everyone, and especially not for an 8 year old.

I'm not trying to say this is okay, because it is far from okay. BUT let's not forget the time Jezebel posted pictured of a woman being raped and wouldn't take them down or apologize because "the photos were the story". You guys didn't care when your readers said that wasn't okay.

There's also another book by the same author (I got the 99 cent set of... three I think) that featured a scene where a man plopped a filet mignon off his plate and ate it sexily (ie wihtout a fork..?) off a woman's boobs. I'm not describing it well but it was hilarious AND repeatedly referenced throughout the rest of…

Knight Moves by Jamaica Lane. I posted a summary in another thread and I'm too lazy to retype it but it's SO BAD. I got it in a set of a few stories and they were all so beautifully terrible I almost pissed myself.

ANYWAYS Knight Moves by Jamaica Lane. A woman goes into the men's bathroom at a medieval times, meets a knight at the urinal, he waggles his dick at her after pissing, and of course she decides to have sex with him in a stall. But then they're magically transported to another dimension where she is held captive in his…

WHY

Are these skants? They look a great deal like skants.

My father insisted on almost exclusively microwave cooking too. Like, he'd fill a tupperware with his meat of choice, half fill it with water, and then put a squirt of whatever sauce on top. It was disgusting. The meat would always be this nasty grayish-brown with chunks of congealed fat or whatever, and it was often…

Wait. What? Eyebrow tattoos? I have questions about this.

I think Gregor Clegane is a good example, although one I think is talked about much more in the books (I mentioned him in a discussion with a friend who only watches the show and she didn't know who I was talking about until I was like "THE MOUNTAIN. BIG KNIGHT.") What he did to Elia, in particular comes up fairly…

How is this okay? Seriously wtf.

Oh, the irony of a post criticizing questionable research on a site known for questionable journalism.

Thoroughbred of sin indeed.

I wish $1 pants existed. I would buy... Three pairs!

Gee it's dusty in here.

Fingers- Essie Angora Cardi

#COTD FOR EVER

A kid I babysat insisted I was Bob the Builder.