“And it looks someone got their official Kardashian Ass Implants for their birthday!”

This is a brand-new ass. She’s had it augmented before, but it’s suddenly much bigger than that bigger size now.

KYLIE KRISTEN JENNER

BUT WHERE DO THEY STAY? AT AIRBnB HQ?

All of TSwift’s “squad” right now...

Just said this above, but the “rationale” is that the U.S. insisted on the rule back when the sport was dominated by eastern Europeans, because without it there would have been multiple Olympics where basically no American gymnasts qualified for the all around or the event finals.

Nope. It’s not the value of the medal. It’s the achievement of being a fucking Olympian. And no, maybe it won’t be the best moment of her life, but it’s something she worked her entire life to achieve and she got there, and she didn’t get to enjoy it fully, for itself. It will be forever conflated with this guy…

You’re supposed to put your hand over your heart during the anthem. Does the fact that she did not matter at all? Not a god damn bit. This is racist bullshit about about a woman who has represented the U.S. respectfully, honorably, and successfully.

I would disagree that is boring. I want to see the best compete for medals. Gabby was better than everyone besides Simone and Aly in the qualifying rounds. If she competed for any other country she would have been in the all around. I get they are trying to make it fair but I don’t think it is.

This is just the kind of thing guys in love think up when it comes time to propose. Some guys rent a blimp. Others organize a flash mob. Me? Dinner in a fancy restaurant and a bended knee just after desert. But this guy thought of his proposal a few weeks or months ago and was like, “Holy shit this will be the best…

And I feel like you haven’t watched the video. Girlfriend looks pissed. The screenshot at the top of this article contains the least-annoyed looking frame, and even there I’d say that smile looks a bit strained.

She won silver, but patriarchy won gold.

Cute, but he stole her thunder. I don’t know if I’d have been okay with him stealing my shine with a proposal. But she loves him I guess.

The timing for this was all off. It’s her big moment. She’s worked so hard for that moment and she couldn’t even take it all in. But congrats on both occasions to her.

Look, what they need to do in those Gulf Coast areas that flood all the time is MOVE SOMEPLACE WHERE IT DOES NOT FLOOD EVERY OTHER WEEK. For crying out loud.

I saw Katie ledecky levitate a goose behind goody parsons barn! I saw it!

Okay, so lack of access to prenatal care means less health care for both mothers and babies. Which means that preventable health issues are not prevented and non-preventable issues are not managed to make them, you know, less deadly.

Whenever someone going off on millennials, there is a part of me that wants to wave my arms and go "Hellloooooo! We are your children and grandchildren! You raised us like this in your image and if you hate us, look no further than yourselves! Oh, and thanks for royally screwing up the nation/economy/earth for us!"

• We grew up with a model, and set of assumptions, that proved untrue. During our childhoods, unemployment was low, houses gained in value, a bachelor’s degree left you prepared for a variety of employment opportunities and investing was a sound decision. Now all of those things aren’t the case. It’s our job to deal…

Hey Millennials! I am almost 40 (AHHHH) and I think you are doing great. For real.