A nearby hand towel has solved a lot of that for me. FWIW, I also put one underneath during the time of the month because I’ve been burned too many times by underperforming overnight pads.

Chy looks great, fuck the haterz. Also, you could make the argument that the Kardashians have been scamming from black women the entire time so.......really, this is full circle.

My hair is fucking on fire with rage over this. How dare she “leave” her child with it’s father?!?!? He is half responsible for that child existing. There should be no question that a father should be adequately capable and responsible for keeping the child alive and thriving. Why does our society put the full burden…

Calm down. Justin Timberlake has one of these awards (which celebrates the artist’s influence on MTV specifically, I might add), so it’s really not that deep.

It’s the most important job in the world and it pays nothing.

It’s definitely a weird place to be in. My husband and I both work white collar jobs but I struggled with severe post partum depression that had him playing the role of primary parent for her. I am endlessly grateful for having a partner who didn’t look at raising a child like it was entirely my job. It’s important to…

And this right here is what pisses me the fuck off about our parenting culture in America. Parents (well, mostly mothers) are expected to be able to fill every single need for their children single-handedly. A parent is expected to be a caretaker, teacher, cook, laundress, cleaner, food source, and crafter-in-chief.…

As part of a lengthy parole, they should make him wear an ankle bracelet that senses the presence of women in his vicinity and broadcasts a warning. “I’m a rapist! Run away! I’m a rapist! Run away!” Then it delivers a dose of date rape drugs to him and he passes out wherever he might be. He must also carry a pack of…

Especially for Beyoncé, the VMAs felt like too small a stage. Compared to all the other artists present, they were just light years above in concept, staging and raw talent. Nobody comes close to them. It makes their work more inspiring, but the whole music scene right now is a little depressing.

He could’ve been Mayor of New York. Very easily, in fact. But dick pics were more important. And now he’s lost an amazing woman, and his son’s life will be impacted forever. Because dick pics were more important.

Comforters are for winter. Also, what sort of grown-ass adult has housemates that they aren’t boning?

You should definitely pee after sex (if you’re a woman), and that is indeed a good time to clean up. But that only helps with the issue that MisfitToy is talking about, it doesn’t completely stop it from happening.

4: It stops you from scratching your anus in your sleep.

I realized what you meant right after I clicked publish”.

I never understood why people let their dogs sleep on the bed. I am a dog lover but this is disgusting. You do realize dogs carry different bacteria than humans and can get you sick, not to mention fleas, ticks, etc. Let alone the hair shedding and smell. If you let your dog sleep in your bed, and even worse under the…

I use hormonal bc and have been with the same partner for 11 years, so we don’t use condoms. I’m talking more about a slow ooze situation. Mmmmmm, sexy!

I’m not arguing one way or another on this, but that 85 represented over half of the people she met with to the tune of over $158m. It isn’t an insignificant number on either side.

Umm, it was more than half of all the private people that she met with during her reign. It was clearly the means to gain her ear, to gain access. She was, therefore, selling her public office. What about people who lack the means to give millions to the Foundation for Graft and Influence Peddling, are they to be shut…

Gross. Also you have too many dogs to begin with.

That’s why your bedroom door should have a lock. Your little cherubs will be surprised the first time they can’t barge into your room at will, but they’ll get over it. And you’ll get to actually finish a round of weekend morning sex for a change.