The best part out of the entire Jurassic World trilogy is this adlibbed conversation in the first movie between Lauren Lapkus and Jake Johnson about why Carl Winslow from Family Matters is the best TV Dad. If the whole thing was just Lapkus and Johnson discussing classic TGIF sitcoms and nothing else than it would be…

but pivoting to video always works lol

All I know is that Virtual Boy Wario Land game is really good. 

I think I can only tolerate Ryan Reynolds as Deadpool. I hate myself for it but I love the Deadpool movies and can’t wait for that third one.

Just like Shudder

Ghoulies get you in the end

Never understood the appeal of KISS other than the cool costumes which aren’t even as cool as the ones GWAR wear. 

If Texas was a swing state than Ted Cruz would be gone so quick. He’s only still around because he’s a Republican in Texas and he hasn’t gotten on Trump’s bad side yet. Trump can use a cowardly blobfish who won’t stand up for his wife or father’s honor in order to hold on to what little power he has.

I think she’s too talented to be slumming it in a post End Game MCU movie. 

It’s a good thing nobody saw The Brothers Grimsby. 

Doesn’t Judd Apatow have an unfunny three hour comedy to make about rich white people problems?

it’s not better for the civilians caught in the middle

I thought Jake might have the juice after his hammy performance in Ambulance. If you haven’t seen Ambulance I swear it’s the rare genuinely good Michael Bay movie and they use real goddamn squibs.

I’m tired of pretending to humor Christians while they spread their message of hate and intolerance. 

She had two really meaty roles post The Mandalorian. Being sexually harassed by an actor portraying Joe Biden in a movie no one saw directed by Maniac Cop 2 star Robert Davi and a Daily Wire produced Western that no one saw except for Daily Wire subscribers who complained that it was too woke.  

Bill Maher is for white liberal boomers who need someone to let them know it’s okay for them to hate brown people.

I took it as a joke because of Emma Stone’s character from “The Curse”. Just like how Kate Winslet called her shot about how she would finally win an Oscar if she did a Holocaust film on the comedy show Extras. FYI she won for playing an illiterate Nazi guard who sleeps with a teenage boy in The Reader.

Oscars only like bad Martin Scorsese movies. If it’s good it won’t win any awards. 

If being disgraced means I am still wealthy and powerful enough to have serious discussions about buying TikTok than please disgrace the hell out of me.

Just like Anderson Silva, Nate Diaz, and Tommy Fury were all supposed to destroy Jake Paul but somehow didn’t.