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Bart Crowe
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Sony still killing it when it comes to Spider-Man related animated movies and video games.

I’m calling it cool for about 20 hours until you realize you’ve barely put a dent in the main story and how repetitive everything is so you never play it again.

Hard to get excited for a character I only remember as that weird old lady from the later episodes of the 90's Spider-Man cartoon. 

Just give me a Spider-Noir movie or a big dumb Spider-Ham kids movie.

My only exposure to Toby Keith was my dad would listen to Bob & Tom (shock jocks that are extremely popular in the Midwest) and he would occasionally come on and sing the most Islamaphobic songs you’ve ever heard.

The PS5 is outselling the Xbox by a 3 to 1 ratio. That’s just a fact not console war BS. It just seems like a good idea to release those insanely expensive looking Bethesda games on the PS5 too. 

All I know about Wendy Williams are clips of her show from back before E! cancelled The Soup. It seems like her show was a real mess in the most fun way possible like the last hour of the Today Show when they let a clearly day drunk Kathie Lee and Hoda takeover.

Reminds me of my late Grandma who was a Georgian immigrant and grew up most her life without television or movies so when she first saw an actor play a bad guy she hated them for life because she never really understood the whole acting thing. Best example is Leslie Nielsen played a villain on Kung Fu and Bonanza so

Is it smart to remind us of what we really wanted instead? A single player game.

who that?

I might not like Taylor Swift’s music but I think she seems like a genuinely good person for an extremely rich and popular celebrity. Hopefully her and her massive army of Swifties takedown AI “art”.

Don’t forget about the Ring Boy Scandal, Vince raping the first WWF female referee, the steroid scandal, exploiting the widow of Brian Pillman right after he died from a drug overdose, and killing Owen Hart by making him perform a stunt he was uncomfortable and not using the proper safety harness because it was too

So glad I quit watching WWE back in 2018 when they brought back that racist Hulk Hogan and refused to cancel their second KSA show right after the murder of Jamal Khashoggi. I still watch pro wrestling but thank God WWE isn’t quite the monopoly it used to be. Not to say other wrestling promotions aren’t without their

The load times must have been brutal but I still want to try it. 

What killed Subway was when they stopped being cheap. It’s never been “good” but the $5 foot long was one of the best fast food deals ever.  Now that they are roughly the same price as Jersey Mike’s and DiBella’s, I’m going to get the option that taste better every time.

I stopped giving a shit about the Oscars when Crash won. 

What’s up with the weird sect of Nintendo fan boys that get excited when stuff like this gets shutdown? I don’t blame Nintendo for doing what Nintendo does but I don’t celebrate it either.

Is this for those freaks on Tik Tok who can’t drink water unless they add a ton of sugar and chemical flavorings first? Never could understand anyone who couldn’t enjoy a glass of ice cold water.

The Razzies are all about kicking someone when they are down and being transphobic