I like most Americans don’t watch SNL so never saw the performance. What I’ve heard from Phoebe Bridgers was fine and she was right to call David Crosby a bitch because he is a grumpy old boomer bitch that most people only know as that guy that was on The Simpsons that one time.

David Crosby is just waiting for another way more talented musician to die so he can immediately shit on their legacy. Dude has to kill time somehow. 

I really had no stakes since Cleveland lost so I picked Tampa Bay because I played as them in one of the NFL Blitz games because they had solid stats.

Cable companies wondering why people don’t want to pay $65 minimum to see several dozen channels play the same reruns and edited for TV movies. 

Country music is weird in that it is insanely popular but if you rattled off the names of the top 50 current popular artists and I’d be lucky if I knew five of them. The thing is I enjoy old school country and country adjacent stuff like the Drive-By Truckers so I’m not one of those all country music sucks kinda guys.

Who did they cast to play Glomer?

Using context clues I can assume that Beyonce does a lot of costume changes. 

I’ve not seen in vampire fiction what happens when you turn someone who has the same disease as Andre the Giant into a vampire. You would assume they would stop growing but maybe they wouldn’t. Makes me wonder what would happen if you turned someone with the same disease as Robert Z’Dar into a vampire. Hopefully…

Yeah but it’s based on a real story isn’t it?

If a real person was that tall every waking moment for them would be excruciatingly painful and they would probably die in their 20s. 

Oh! Stonk is an intentional misspelling of “stock”.  That is mildly amusing to someone. I hope they enjoyed a most sensible chuckle from “stonk”.

Remember that scene in Hannibal where he cooks and serves Ray Liotta his own brain? I wonder if someone developed that as a fetish because of that movie.

The Superbowl is when all our favorite brands show us their best!!!

Seriously am I missing something deeper that I need to have read an 80's comic? 

I heard this one dude got so horny for the tall vampire lady that he started ejaculating uncontrollably for several hours and had to call for an ambulance he only stopped after being sedated. Homeboy nearly died from dehydration. Sadly they could not save his pants.

because gossiping about celebs political beliefs is good wholesome fun that makes me momentarily forget that I’ve been having panic attacks almost every time I leave my apartment for nearly a year because of a pandemic

Glad to be wrong but he does give off moderate Republican vibes. Now Chris Pratt...

I would not be surprised if John Krasinski voted for Trump twice and is a lifelong Republican. I’m only basing it on him being in that awful even by Michael Bay standards directed Benghazi movie and the way he attacked Venezuela while promoting Jack Ryan. I’m sure he’s a nice guy and I liked A Quiet Place but he’s got…

I don’t know about all that but fun fact the last movie commercially released on VHS* was David Cronenberg’s A History of Violence starring Viggo Mortensen. *Not including the occasional promotional/limited edition release of movies set in the 80's and early 90's, usually independent horror movies, that put out a VHS…

For someone new to Lynch I suggest Wild at Heart. You get some great Nic Cage and Willem Dafoe plus it’s fairly straightforward.