Looks like carbonated Windex.

Damn I forgot about him.

I guess the MAD tontine is down to Al Jaffe and Sergio Aragones. Seriously though Mort was incredible and a big reason why I was drawn to MAD magazine as a kid. 

It’s still a 40+ hour game with new and expanded story content, beautiful looking graphics (not counting the Carbuncle summon), and a different combat system. If each chapter is going to be the length of a full JRPG I don’t see the problem unless the game sucks but going by the playable demo and the reviews that does…

Thanks Google but I’m good. I honestly forgot Google Stadia existed until this article.

UFC live from Little Saint James island.

Is Quibi real or some sort of viral parody to promote a 30 Rock revival?

I played the demo and was pleasantly surprised to hear the guy that played “Badger” from Breaking Bad voicing Wedge. Not really relevant I just thought that was cool. Shame they didn’t get the guy that plays “Skinny Pete” to play Biggs because that would have been funny to have a mini Breaking Bad reunion inside a FF7…

I know I have done my fair share of stupid shit but I’ve never exposed myself and masturbated in front of female comedians then used my power and influence to threaten their careers if they ever tell anyone.

Trying to think of anything post-Daily Show I’ve enjoyed Ed Helms in and all I could come up with was I thought that the movie Cedar Rapids was alright. I’m sure he’s had a guest role on Bob’s Burgers and other small stuff that were funny but I can’t remember any of them off the top of my head.

Nipplegate

Riverdale is my guilty pleasure but I’d also argue it’s one of the funniest comedies currently on TV. 

Fountians of Wayne are great in spite of “Stacey’s Mom” which is still a catchy ass song. Best wishes to Adam Schlesinger.

I’ll stop ordering my pizzas circumcised. 

I’ll just wait until Quibi fails worse than Seeso, lol remember Seeso, and see where these shows wind up.

I took a huge Quibi this morning. 

I want to go back to not knowing who this asshole was.

I was going to say where is “Chocolate” but that movie is Indonesian not Chinese but does featuring JeeJa Yanin kicking a lot of ass.

All landlords are parasites. First Hannibal Buress now fucking Veronica Mars.

I loved Jamie on Blocked Party and she talked about starting the podcast. Didn’t realize it was out yet.