I like my SE but all I use it for besides basic phone stuff during the day is music and listening to podcast. It’s perfectly fine to watch videos on before I go to sleep in bed. Plus I like that it’s small and fits easily in my pockets. I guess if I liked mobile games or looked at the screen more I’d want a bigger…

That 80's movie led to one of the greatest episodes of We Hate Movies. Here’s hoping this one can reach such dizzying heights.

I thought Branson Reese’s new D&D podcast “Rude Tales of Magic” shows promise but D&D podcast are a dime a dozen now. 

That’s whats up

You’d figure they’d be best friends since both their dads loved killing so much.

I’ve heard of Your Kickstarter Sucks but Kickstarter Sucks?

Can’t wait to see Downtown Abby! Eventually I’ll see this movie if I ever get around to my back catalog of shows I should watch.

Nyla Rose rules and it sucks she has to deal with that bullshit.

Is that a right wing talking point that the far left hate firefighters and EMTs? Fuck the police but everybody loves firefighters and EMTs. 

Further proof that Xena Warrior Princess was in every way superior to Hercules: The Legendary Journey. 

So Hasbro can buy the Death Row Records catalog for $4 billion but they need to crowdfund a Unicron figure? Just take a fucking gamble! There are plenty of obsessed Transformer fans that it would probably turn a profit.

A friend in middle school pointed out that my stinky soccer cleats smelled like Cool Ranch Doritos and I could never eat them again.  Ranch in all it’s forms was permanently ruined for me because I can’t get the image of sweaty gross feet out of my head. He probably did me favor ruining it for me. 

I thought it was a just a lamer version of the New Japan Pro Wrestling logo mixed with the MGM Grand logo. The racist thing makes way more sense.

Obama has a podcast? I’m just imagining him shilling chewable boner pills. 

Thousand Island Stare

Still not going to watch SNL but the trailer for Eddie’s Rudy Ray Moore biopic looks incredibly good.

Anything to avoid endorsing Sundownin’ Joe

Remember when Bill Clinton as governor executed a mentally disabled man because he didn’t want to appear weak on crime for his Presidential bid? The guy executed was so unable to understand what was going on that he asked the guards to save part of his last meal for later.

I didn’t know it was all Susan Sarandon’s fault that Hillary Clinton didn’t campaign in Michigan and Wisconsin.