Adrian Peterson told reporters, “That was a new one for me. It was different.”

I don’t want to ungrey this but I have to bc your take is so fucking bad, so fucking creepy, so bizarre and I feel that others need to see what an ass you are. And as for the person you responded to, I don’t get any Gomez Stan vibes, just a funny commentary on a celeb couple.

I agree but leave Afghan Hounds alone. 

Hailey Baldwin looks fantastic and put together in every picture of her. Justin Bieber looks like a scruffy bit of random human debris picked out of the gutter in most pictures of them together. This pairing is mindboggling in it’s offense against aesthetic suitability.

“LET’S LET THE LEGAL SYSTEM HANDLE THIS BEFORE WE RUSH TO ANY CONCLUSIONS”

I really miss this Deadspin-specific meme. Let's all pledge to do it more often.

7-9 grain toast. 

“Sean, you know what tomorrow is, right?”

Christopher Nolan: [cums]

Lefkoe: Alright, now we’ll bring on former Rams coach Jeff Fisher, thanks for coming on. First question for Jeff: What did you have for breakfast this morning?

While this was disturbing, it is refreshing to see a young evangelical lead with his head for a change.

Even the fanciest dogs sometimes shit on the rugs.

“Dear Diary,

I need to get into the minds of blacks so I can better understand them. I have decided to put on make up and become one for the day. I’ll report my findings shortly.

Papa”

I can only imagine how difficult this entire situation is on you, and I’m very sorry you all have to go through this. Know that in every minute of every day you are all in my thoughts and prayers.

8/22/18

I am immediately a fan of this because of all the incredible HOT TAEKS we are about to get. Inject it into my veins!

Bitter expedients. Bitter cretin. Papa John.

You shut your whore mouth.

a mismanaged business being led by an increasingly petty and vindictive Schnatter