One of the most regretful stars I’ve ever handed out

You’d think a Packer would know what’s in his luggage.

Braeden/Braydon/Breighdun/Braidx%n must be so pumped!

buddy if you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball

He would just roll that one ball of his all rain delay long.

It has been described as a pewpewpew die incident.

“That’s a team that could win 7 games, easy.”

Andy Reid: This is really nice.
Assistant Coach: Yeah, check out the formation.
Reid: What’s this?
Assistant: The... clock in the corner?
Reid: Yeah, it keeps counting down.
Assistant: That’s the game clock.
Reid: How do we stop it?
Assistant: [stares]
Reid: [stares]
Assistant: ...you call timeout.
Reid: [looks for pause button]
…

What is it with Washington choking in the playoffs? The Caps, the Wiz, the Nats, the football team, Hillary...

Nah, in that case she’ll claim that she’s just some ditzy moron who has no idea how to deal with a diplomat.

So Roman Polanski might buy it?

At the inevitable civil trials he will say he is penniless after hiding all this money. Jabba the Hutt has more class.

Joseph didn’t sleep with his wife either

draw bigger ratings than every damn season of The Apprentice. Well DUH Trump watched the damn thing!

Ha!! My sister also graduate from there. I, on the other hand, went to a liberal arts college there. If there as a tournament for overwrought non-fiction writing and student lounge cigarette smoking, we’d kick ass.

stormy daniels

I know it’s like “not cool” or whatever to enjoy the sadness of an emotionally troubled young man, but knowing Allen grows up to become the Zodiac killer it seems like it’s OK in this instance.

Or, instead of protesting, they should be learning CPR for the next time their friends are shot full of bullets?

This!!!! I’m nexting any man that calls this a “good” movie to this day. Boondock Saints (1999), Way of the Gun (2000) and Intermission (2003) were part of a lame spat of crime movies that felt the need to show a woman being cold-bashed straight in the face by one of the leading men within the first 5 minutes (Ryan…