He’s quite a reality check on ‘higher education = intelligence’ isn’t he?

He thinks it means Let’s Get the Big Table

And thus Jesus spake: “why aren’t you crucifying my wife?”

Knowing cats, when presented with the options, Achilles will run to another room and barf on the carpet and then hide under something for a few hours.

Worst “Jeopardy” answer ever:

Sister Jean is not my lover.

...tries to take the air out of the ball...

Your illegitimate father must be so proud. +1

Good post-game interview with Tony Bennett. Can’t have been easy to do this, but he handles it about as well as it could possibly be done.

Thomas Jefferson must be rolling over in his slave.

Who’s a good boy?! The Retrievers are good boys! Good boys!

Aa reaal traagedy.

Well, I guess my idea to market a production run of licensed “Juan Deere” lawn tractors featuring the Mexicools won’t get any traction now.

I mean, hiring a guy accused of serious financial crimes to the Trump Campaign is pretty directly on-brand.

What the fuck does global warming have to do with this?

+1 Thumb Up (in a tree)

could eventually end the partnership of the two sports giants.

This is almost as bad as James Dolan invading Madison Square Garden with his guitar.

The Phillies have some seriously talented young players this year. They could easily finish 15 games under .500 or 5 games over. They were 37-38 post all star game last year.