Frances McDormand words: Two

Articles like this make me miss living in the DMV area. All the drama in NoVa, the catholic league, and Maryland when it comes to high school basketball is addicting to me like crack was to Barry.

Say what? I can’t hear your sanctimony over the din of your podcast.

Non-male humanoids with evil vaginas!

Black or charcoal suits for men...females should wear yellow, gold, magenta, cyan, but avoid red, blue or purple.”

+1 you’ll wind up in some factory

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He’s a very active player; he just doesn’t stand in the place where he works.

If he is 20, I would advise him to go straight to college. I would tell him, don’t go back to Rockville and waste another year.

Let’s not be too quick to judge Ms. DeVos. Maybe her plan was to meet with three people, then each of those people would meet with three more people, and so on and so on.

Are we sure she actually petted the dog and wasn’t just examining its suitability as a future coat?

+1 anchor baby

This dude is drunker than Melania was when Barron was conceived.

Thoughts and prayers, Roy.

Too bad Trump was in FL, he missed his chance to run out there unarmed to stop the shooter.

I’m really here for the chyron on the bottom of the screen. That’s some low key shade CBSN, and I LOVE IT

“The White House was on lockdown after a woman hit a security barrier near the White House complex perimeter with a vehicle.”

I don’t comment online

“Trust me, nothing good will come from meeting local kids.” - Marco Rubio