I’ll tell Paul Ryan the same thing I tell my parents and all their noisy friends: you want me to have babies, create an environment where having and raising a child doesn’t cost an entire adult person’s salary and I’ll think about it.

I also heard they were looking to determine once and for all that the earth is flat.

It is the easiest way to appeal to their Christian base. It cost them nothing and it’s an issue conservatives are really stuck on. If you ask my conservative relatives what their number one issue is, they will say abortion, also because it cost them nothing and allows them to bask in their own self-righteousness. In…

Salt-n-Pepa preached it in FUCKING 1994!

I don’t want to even read through the article. I just came here to say:

Yeah, I had the same thought. “I wanted to see if Anthony was still up to the same antics” doesn’t sound like a ‘frail’ teenage girl with self-esteem issues, and sounds a lot like a teen who was talked into IMing Weiner by someone else to see if he’d take the bait. That or she’s a hardcore Republican teen and wanted…

I’ve seen a vending machine outside a club that sold ballet flats for women who couldn’t walk in their heels anymore. There were always some drunk guys who mistook it for a cigarette machine (or condoms) and were confused when they got a pair of sparkly shoes.

Did you know unlit candles displayed in a home are considered bad luck? That has always stuck with me for some reason.

My mother was very into making sure we knew what was appropriate to wear to different occasions. Spending the day bumming around at the beach? Fine, she didn’t even care if we brushed our hair. Church? Wedding? Funeral? She laid down the law on those types of events.

It’s easier to pull yourself up by your bootstraps when you can use your leg braces for leverage.

There’s a thing going around facebook complaining about how America is “soft” because they took God out of schools and discipline out of the home, etc etc etc. and I’m over here like...if you want your kids to be religious, teach them and take them to church. Don’t put that on the schools. And so many of the people…

I thought visually this episode LOOKED amazing as well - the university rooms having that Harry Potteresque glow and the battle and end-of-the-world scenes being really well composed. The one CGI-heavy scene of the “monster” emerging from the puddle on the floor of the Doctor’s office also was great. It definitely was…

And the quality is so, so bad. Sizing is inconsistent and seams and zippers can be misplaced or crooked. And on top of that, you’re thinking: “All this for an $80 garment and it’s UNLINED!?!?”

Not gonna lie. I feel better.

Hard to imagine that the wife of a billionaire would get enticed by a ‘free trip to Chicago’, especially since ‘free’ means you have to go on TV and talk about being abused.

Arguably nothing is wrong, it’s just out of place. Trump is the commander in chief. He is the boss of the military and on his order this man was killed. Ivanka is his daughter. She is not FLOTUS, it’s arguable if FLOTUS should even be involved. She does not have a job with the whitehouse and has no affiliation with…

I read way too many of these (up until “foxhead garlands”) before realizing this was satire.

I recall that they already “flipped the script” in the sixties by turning the cast into animated cavemen.

Seriously - every episode I have seen has the exact same “plot”: they find a potential house to flip. She says something wise about the costs, about being careful because [reason], etc. He pays no attention to her and does what he wants (nearly every time this means overpaying for a house they decided not to buy). She…

I find my mother's Southern upbringing has already established a useful algorithm for death and grief (as well as birth, sickness, trauma). Bring a covered meal/casserole. I like quiche and a bag o' salad, with a bottle of homemade dressing, and a loaf of bread. It's good for any meal, really, and doesn't need to be…