shocking that someone employing an MLK quote on social media did not actually mean it

Well, it works if you consider small ball getting as few hits and runs as possible.

It's really quite simple. They just need to put the ball in the circle thing more and they'll win.

I watched the game last week and can tell you why. 

good time to point out that Joe Ricketts is trash

DJ LeMahieu wins National League batting title 2016

I used to joke in the late 90s and early 00s they had a machine they could plug mediocre players into and an hour later they’d pop out and play like all stars.

If you’re going to make a joke about this it has to be funnier. I don’t make the rules

Anything to avoid saying “reparations,” I guess? 

I haven’t been this proud to be Canadian since the 2016 US presidential election.

“Fuck yeah it does!”

America’s last great vice? What about voting against one’s self interest? That still seems to turn a lot of people on.

Wait, she they faked it?????

“That’s not like him...” they say.

We will not rest until we learn the truth about how Tyler came into possession of these narcotics

Considering how shitty of a person he was, I’d say complaining about Andrew Jackson should be allowed in perpetuity. 

my beloved wife was crying her eyes out in the bedroom because she’s a Colts fan

“I don’t think he did anything wrong, in fact it sounds like this is all her fault”  Dave Chappelle

Damn shame about the Bury Boys, amirite?