I couldn’t help but read this as a basketball starting 5. In which case I definitely like having Buddha coming off of the bench. Seems like he’d have the temperament to be the quintessential 6th man.

Oh, and he might have a little too much Roy Moore in him.

He was a great pitcher and a horrible human being. The latter prevents him from being inducted into the Hall and I’m just fine with that.

When “keeping it Real” goes wrong.

Well, for one: he stands for the national anthem. You hippie!

Hahahaha! I made fun of a women!

The goddamn FedEx Field poet laureate.

The fact that someone hasn’t punched Danny Boy in the face by now seems like a miss. Like, if you’re near him, just punch him. Seems pretty straightforward.

he’s old
he’s glum
he’s not the special one!
Avram Grant!

Not a joke, I had to check this on Google. If you asked me about the Falcons before this moment I would have told you they were a 2002 expansion team.

Considering the message and framing of the last two episodes of the show I think their worries were extremely reasonable.

Rick was too good, too kind for what the internet became.

He’s with us, Leather.

I’d be outraged if I knew what the fuck a Zenit was. I'll focus my attention on the acts of white supremacist terrorism on this side of the planet.

Oh sure it looks bad, but that's only because you put exactly what they said into print with the appropriate amount of context around it to get across exactly what they were trying to say!

The bigger problem here is that someone thinks its ok to use your cell phone during a movie. 

I know you’re just teasing him, but Elway has proven time and again that he’s the glue that holds this team together. 

The more typical route is to go into consulting/finance and ruin the world for everybody else.

Let’s be clear - puking in a bathroom of a gas station 7/11 off the interstate after you just spent the last of your money on meth is rock bottom.

In either of those situations, you should make yourself appear larger by raising your arms above your head, or raising a jacket or shirt, until the hotel staff offers a room upgrade, or at least complementary breakfast for the duration of your stay.