I wish you were exaggerating.

To be fair this one didn't have random Ringer shade.

Man, TRL was still a thing when this dynasty began. 

As a Crystal Palace, I resent this Frank de Boer-related post.

Peu importe. 

No, but I'll trust you.

I used to really like frozen pizza. I ate it often! But now if I have even a sample at Costco then I can’t go to the bathroom until Thursday.

The Atlanta Hawks would make for a solid Dahl short, in general. 

He had his day in court, man. This is the court of public opinion, and it’s okay to say ‘yuck’ to the things he said in that trial and then feel weird about charachter-based praise of the guy in the media.

This is made even worse by the fact that implicit in many of the Rose-praise going around today is that these (again, very credible) allegations are just another thing he had to ‘overcome.’

Also, Portland went into this game road-tired and was expected to throw up fatigue loss. ESPN came up with that theory, so eh. But still. This is a problem.

‘Watching Fultz play basketball is like watching someone try to complete a daily shooting drill while an NBA game unfolds around him.’

I’llI'll miss outbursts like these when he’s coaching LAFC in six months.

I’m just going to throw this out there-- this was great. It was a fun (and probably accurate) read. Thanks. I wish I had something witty to post, but I don’t.

That man needs a pity rub.

Shit, we’re going to make him president now. 

I mean it makes sense. Big markets and he can be the guy on all those squads. Plus max space.

So that's why Tristan always called him 'Mr Kiwi.'

Just don't burn the building down, man. (But you ain't wrong)

That was either coaching or mock dry-humping.