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The most interesting thing about him was always his identity crisis at being Balon's heir but Ned's near-son.

It was never meant for the people. It was meant for Cersei's army.

Cersei has despised Tyrion from his birth and judged everything he ever did with the confirmation bias of hatred. Tyrion killed Tywin AFTER Cersei and Tywin pulled every stroke in the book to fit him up for Joff's murder.

Well, the North's a big place full of stubborn SOBs. One kneel from one guy and she's bagged it. Worth a stern look or three.

Any chance Drogon fishes the Kingslayer out (presumably via Tyrion's request and Dany's order)?

I guess it depends on the speed of the burning. "Cooked in armor" doesn't sound like a day at the beach. But yes, it really must take an absolute nut job to deal out a flaying. "How was your day, honey?"

Nowalk's a fuckwit. The average poster here could write a better review. He's proved that time and again, and there's good reason he's never seen on the boards afterwards, unlike McNutt on experts, who gets in and gets bloody.

Question is, can Arya wear a zombie face?

A clear nod to how well that went down in here first time around. On your A game, posters, B and W are watching.

I may have actually laughed at that if not for the pedo undertones at the end.

Cersei wouldn't give a flying fuck. Or she'd chose to believe Olenna was lying. People like her never let facts get in the way of a good hatred. She despised Tyrion all his life for "killing" their mother and for his dwarfism. Remember Oberyn's monologue to Tyrion. "I've met you before…"

Every look and tone from him just oozes turn-my-head-into-red-mist-with-a-morning star.

Just don't go giving up that other guy who does it.

Well she DOES have an air force. Pretty good for reconnaissance. And Euron has…that big cock of his.

Is there anyway Tyrion can save him? I realize how pat that would be, but I was always moved by their love for each other and I would be willing to give that cheese a good long sniff.

Yea, that's one of the things about characters having secret abilities/lives: if they, the characters, play it for maximum clandestine prudence in-story, we, the viewers, get less shit to get hot and bothered about.

Fuck. Will you be jailed? Or might a fine cover it?

How did you watch the leaked one legally?

I didn't even bother after the 90s fucking trainwreck.

Bear mace on crack.