I was willing to give him a pass when he charged off solo at the B O T B. His little brother, ffs. But when he went on that kill crazy rampage instead of getting on the god dam dragon? That dude's a waste of a fucking Darwin award.

That's going to go down like a cold cup of chunder, that is. "The King in North is back! What's that foreign bitch like then, your Grace?"

Fuck yea. They really shat the bed on that. It's like a fucking pantomime now.

Hehehe, Euron would be so shocked he'd do a Bret Micheals-at-the-Tonys when the boom descends.

Candy pants?

So you'd just fully cock-block poor old Jorah all over again? That's fucking cold, man.

Jon's going to look a right fucking cock among his fellow Northerners for swearing them all to her if she goes ahead and proves to be a spark off the old dumpster fire (as many have speculated).

Except for that nail polish remover that Thoros was drinking, the last half quart of which was enough to cremate him in a freezing atmosphere.

That's where magic neatly always kills off a good FF story for me: you never know where that shit starts and finishes, so you stop investing.

The fucking dragons and zombies were always going to hit front and center at some point. And it was always going to suck major ass.

Does anybody really give a fucking shit any more? I couldn't believe they did that whole Tower of Joy flashback just to go MOS when she told dropped-pie-face Ned the oil.

No need to be a fuck wit about it. I was doing a pretty good job of disbelief suspension this series so far, but this episode jumped the fucking kraken.

So why did water stop them at Hard Home, stop them flanking the Wall and stop them chasing Jon and co'?

That's horse shit though. The water stopped them at Hard Home. It stopped them from chasing last night. It's presumably stopped them from outflanking the Wall. Fuck knows why deranged wights won't attempt a facsimile of swimming or walking along the bottom, but they won't. Suddenly they can go all fucking…

I don't think they are gone. Who's holding Storm's End? They're just never spoken of. Surely not because their presence would lead to succession difficulties regarding Queen Cersei… Might have been worth a nod (some milksop cousin of Robert's shows up and bends the knee?)

Thanks, Gareth.

I think the fact is that they are quietly telling us that they need a bit of suspension disbelief buy-in from us in order for them to be able to semi-satisfactorily wrap up this monster that George built.

Thanks for all that.

I don't get all the Drogon love. We're not exactly talking Rin Tin Tin here.

You don't own a PC? Earbuds? What are you, Mallory Keaton?