She's been through hellishly traumatic experiences which coincided with the onset of adolescence. The amazing thing is that she's not laying in a sept somewhere mewling all day. I loved her Hot Pie scene. Reminded me of the proverbial duck: calm on top, legs thrashing underwater.

You my man are one fucked up sonofabitch! Very entertaining prophecy though, sheer balls and imagination on your part. Salud.

No. But then this reviewer is a renowned halfwit. I'm very surprised he kept this gig from last season after the shit he took. It got to the point where people would come here, ignore the review and go straight to the comments, or they'd read it for nothing but the unintentional comedic gold.

I wonder if THOSE two will get a reunion. I'd be tempted to watch that through a legal source.

Fuck that little white bitch for talking down to my man!

I'm glad I wasn't the only one. I get chills and damp eye pretty regular watching this, but last night I actually had tear tracks. Keep it schtum.

Snow. Not the most suitable activity for him (unless there are ack ack fireballs whizzing about to spoil any fun) but he does have the breeding.

My guess is that the Pimp will pull the Northern alliance apart (pull Sansa down as their mandated leader any way) and Arya will show up and tip the scales.

Everyone knew they were at Dragonstone (which sits at the mouth of Blackwater Bay). He just lay off far enough and had small scout ships keep watch. The better question is how the fuck did Team Dany not see his fleet enter Blackwater Bay (to pay court to the widow Barratheon) and then leave again. Fuck's sake, not…

That's a good catch. And Urine has spent much time east. I suppose that could have been foreshadowed, but then it would have been predictable.

She didn't die, dude. Urine dragged her off for some uncle-niece time.

I hope he just turned them loose and goes his own way. That way we get two unspoiled stories.

True that! On those words I immediately thought, "Fat chance with manners like that, toots". She needs to listen to the Imp and realise that without a good dollop of public support all the dragons in the world won't keep her safe, or sane.

That's exactly what it means. They want friendship from you and nothing further; you want more but can't make it happen. Friendzone. Whether or not the other person is knowingly keeping you in the friendzone or not - "friendzoning" you - is an additional matter. You'd like to think that people would not be callous…

Roasting someone alive arbitrarily is hardly the decree of a just and stable ruler though. She's never heard of trials? Imprisonment? Headsmen? Optics, optics, optics.

"I will roast you alive!" Fuck you, you little bitch.

I don't think there's any chance of her listening to him. But she's been left in his power: his Knights of the Vale remain the North's decisive force; Sansa has no loyal troops of her own, and the Northern lords are ripe for betrayal after Jon walking out on them.

That change was a necessary part of actually finishing such a sprawling behemoth. That change is what George - so great at all of the things that made the story so great to date - is unable to embrace, giving us the dumpster fire that is the WoW publication schedule.

You've never had a friend you would happily have jumped into bed with given the chance? But weren't?

That all of the northerners asked Jon to stay, and he didn't, is going to go poorly for Stark, especially with the Pimp there to help things along.