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Goddamn, why don’t people talk about Kareem Abdul Jabbar the scholar more? The man is astonishingly well-read and conversant in a ridiculous number of things, and has a number of academic publications. Why haven’t we drafted this guy as one of our leaders in public discourse, I do not know.

I am nauseous thinking about all the hardcore wretched racists. I’m sheltered but I thought it was mostly Shitty Drunk Uncles and a small percentage of rednecks. They’re everywhere. Like roaches we caught in the night.

Even if he’s a liberal purposely sabotaging the GOP, he’s still fucking evil for riling up the 25 to 40 percent of hardcore racists in this country. People are getting hurt because of this pus filled sack of shit’s rhetoric.

Fuck that. This was the best thing that ever happened to this kid, and he was in no way ‘damaged’ to the point of 15 million dollars.

Seth needs to go back to playing a side-character, that’s where he’s best at.

I remarked to my girlfriend after she heard about this story that “if I ever get that kind of brain damage from anything, please, pull the plug. I don’t want to survive that.”

To which she said “if I found out you got brain damage after a night in a whorehouse, I’d gladly pull the plug.”

I was discussing celebrity surgeries with a tech friend of mine who works at a well known cosmetic surgery clinic, and she told me Beyonce’s 37 years old and she’s had a ridiculous amount of surgery performed.

Somewhat unrelated: it always amazes me just how much Mariska Hargitay looks like her mother. For the longest time I didn’t know she was Jayne Mansfield’s daughter and now I don’t know how I didn’t see it before.

I feel his dancing is exactly how I dance- alone in my bathroom while getting ready for work.

If you think a minor traffic infraction remotely justifies attempted murder: Fuck You.

No. Your thoughts pretty much sum up how I feel about this. Like “Ha ha. Judaism is such a joke.”

No, you are not being too grumpy at all. This is wildly tasteless and ill-conceived.

As a Jew, I’m really not sure how to unpack this. I’m not religious in the sense that I go to temple or keep kosher or observe Shabbos ( although I may need to incorporate some of this due to JujyJunior), but I dunno if I like this. I don’t impose my views on other folks but this seems like a weird mix of celebrating

“2015 YA novelization of Network”

fixed that for you

Opportunistic Monster, thy name is Kris.

This reminds me of the old Smoove B. articles from the Onion, but for Church. Simply incredible. This article is a gift.

EDIT: I originally spelled Smoove’s name wrong. Apologies to Smoove B. and thanks to NattyClipArt for the correction.

No, wash cloths help to exfoliate the skin and remove bacteria that can be both harmful and the cause of lingering stank. Just rubbing soap on your body does not make one clean.

I’m assuming you mean where the article is concerned, because I am a Rihanna fan, but that comment is complete BS. Dolezal is clearly not a hero at all, and I am annoyed and disappointed that Rihanna would say she is.

I know Rihanna is kind of like an idol around these parts, but there’s really no anger at all about her calling Rachel Dolezal a hero? Not even a snarky comment? I’m a little surprised by how it’s all about her upcoming album rather than her statements about Dolezal. Unless it was sarcasm that went way over my head