Black hole Sun would be perfect.

Music by a GAY? Never!

Was Elton John’s “The Bitch Is Back” not available?

This family is your fault America. You couldn’t have just pirated the sex tape and moved on like I did?

It sounds like she didn't fully understand what acting is. They could've helped the situation by not naming the character Miley and by not having her real dad play her dad, to draw more distinctions between Miley Cyrus the person and the character she was portraying. 11 seems old enough to understand the distinction,…

You know what is also not unheard of? Blacks being unjustifiably murdered by cops while in custody!

Because this nitwit is basically saying there is no way this wasn't a suicide and that the family is just grieving from their loss in their attempts to find answers. Fucking. Bullshit. Asshole. Troll. Trotting out religion to try and sound sympathetic. Give me a fucking break.

I have never seen a group hustle so hard to cover their collective asses as this group in Texas. This stinks to high heaven, and the American “law enforcement is ALWAYS right” is going to go along with every bit of bullshit they are fed because of course a woman stopped for the thinnest of reasons, that ended up dead…

I literally hate you for this comment.

Like ... Rihanna doesn’t map out every minute of her fun for her followers to consume. Because she’s too busy being the literal coolest.

Adultosaur might end our friendship over this, but I just really can’t stand T. Swift’s overly-curated Insta-life. And I say this as someone who loves her music and also her cats.

Right? Like, totally would. But if asked to justify that hypothetical decision...I cannot.

Somehow he’s both Ew and well maybe I’d do him all at the same time.

Am I alone in wondering WTF is Kimberly Stewart? Was she anything besides a groupie? Shouldn’t this show be “Life on the Z-List?”

Wearing fancy clothes, doing nothing all day, whining, and letting TV crews record her doing all of the above & making a shit ton of money out of it.

Kim Kardashian thought her career was over after her divorce from Kris Humphries

The people at Gawker did a hell of a thing when they hired Greg Howard to write for them, and I am sure I’m not the only one who is thankful they did.

because it’s important to tell people who like MacFarlane that they have bad taste.

Fuck toddlers. What I want is a patch to fix my Sims jobs. Sims in my house either lost their jobs outright (and you can’t re-apply to the same job) or their job was completely replaced by another.

Yeah but she and Beyonce and Kim Kardashian all did the super-sheer illusion-y thing so.... oops.