“My nasal cavities are yuge, just tremendous nasal cavities. They’re unbelievable cavities, the best, really. Just wait, you’re gonna love ‘em. They’re such great nasal cavities that, unfortunately, the slightest sound of air passing through them is picked up by a broken microphone. That’s the microphone’s fault. …

I need Miss Jay to handle this one.

Diet_Cokeaholic lol what a globalist

Um, not everyone who lives on the coasts lives in New York or California, but sure.

im going to create a gun that vibrates and doesnt shoot and make so much money

How were they able to do a colonoscopy with his head in the way?

A GREAT POINT MADE BY MY COLLEAGUE STASSA and furthermore LET’S ALL LISTEN TO WHAT STASSA JUST SAID

They got divorced 4 years after the movie and had been married for 23 years. It's probably more complicated than you make it out in this comment

This was an idiot on the field incident as they say on Deadspin.com. Also, some random guy ran up and interrupted the show from the crowd.

Have you read the novel Lovecraft Country? It’s about a group of Black people caught up in a supernatural story, but the main point of the book is how living in fifties America (it’s set just post Korean War) is basically like living in a Lovecraft story—that racism is such a horrible and insanity-making thing that it…

And welcome to the black experience.

Hello friends, I am also a video game idiot and was looking for suggestions for games that aren’t FPS. The last time I asked this question in the comments, the response was “getting hit by a car,” which I really didn’t enjoy, so I’m looking for a more user-friendly option.

Mom, stop sending Jill Stein yard signs to my house, please.

Jeffs and other FLDS leaders are accused of massive food stamp fraud; he was released on house arrest in June and disappeared almost instantly. The places he could be are endless: Mexico, Canada, South America, where the FLDS has compounds.

KELLY. Shiplap, overplayed, okay, whatever. I love home renovation shows so much, I can overlook it as a charming quirk. BUT YOU’RE MISSING THE BEST PART. As I recently discovered, Chip and Joanna are apparently super serious Christians, which explains all the kids and the farm sort of and the vague gender-roles-y…

She checked the game’s map and, sure enough, some sort of GPS weirdness was causing her character to pace back and forth, gaining distance even though the phone wasn’t moving.

This quote from Neil Gaiman about political correctness has stuck with me:

Coworker of the cosplayer; I saw the whole thing go down. So perhaps I can clarify a few things I’ve seen brought up in other comments: