uhhhh... FUNYUNS???

Muppet originated as a Marionette+Puppet, meaning it had a hand in the mouth and sticks for the hands. SO, I’d say Ernie and the Sesame Street crew are muppets (lower case) but Kermit, Rowlf and the others are Muppets.

I like putting A1 steak sauce on my burgers is that weird?

Shel Silverstein was a super badass songwriter also, most of his songs are about weed and boning. He wrote a couple of Johnny Cash songs, including Boy Named Sue.

the Library of Congress gift shop is surprisingly reasonably priced!

Do rivers count for the land vs sea debate? Because if you factor in all the people in India throwing ashes in the Ganges you might tip the scales.

is vince vaughn supposed to be deadmau5

My parents gave my sister two names because her first name wasn’t Indian and my grandparents didn’t approve, so I got two names in the interest of ‘fairness’ and just picked the one I like better. Is that weird?

fair point, but car companies aren’t the best example, they literally do that in every commercial.

I’d think it’s because that’s when 12 Years A Slave came out, which seems like her biggest role up until now? I’m sure there’ll be a ton of new photos now that this is on her schedule

is the smeared lipstick thing a Thing? or just a thing

Is she allowed to use video clips? I fear she’ll be like ‘you said X’ and he’ll just vehemently deny the literal words he said two minutes ago

Dan Snyder bought Six Flags and immediately got rid of that awesome dancing guy because he was ‘pointless.’
Also: check out his current bio on wikipedia.

apparently the president has to pay out of pocket for food, once a month! crazy.

how is zippy the pinhead missing are you guys philistines

I was hoping ditto would just look like some other pokemon, encouraging you to catch EVERYTHING you see in the hopes that it might be a ditto

semi-related: there’s a PokeStop inside the West Wing of the White House, there was a lure on it a few nights ago at like 2 AM. Do you think it was Joe? I hope it was Joe.

here in DC a lot of them are statues or metro stations or churches. the Gym closest to my house is a playground

if they put fritos or funyuns inside a burger i might be tempted