Ligers are real now. They had one at an animal sanctuary I visited down in Palm Springs, the thing was fucking massive. It may not have magical powers, but it absolutely blasted piss through the fence at a group of girls.

My wife swears she saw one once on vacation, but I was not there so I can’t confirm it.

How in the hell did someone beat me to this? I thought, “ooh I bet this will get five favorites. Maybe I’ll jump out of the greys for a day. But nooooo.”

scans for *female orgasm*

The blazer looks amazing; shorts & white socks? Not as much. A+ for effort, but the yellow suit to her right (our left) in the team photo deserves the A+ for execution.

It’s a bold look, it’s unique, it’s a statement look, it’s entirely her own and it’s great that she went all in, but it doesn’t look good. The pleather shorts and the white socks get a big thumbs down from me. I love that she chose to go completely her own way, I don't love what she chose to wear. 

Kyrie went to Duke for about 3 minutes.

You don’t have to double down on your bad comment. It’s okay. You’re among friends.

Believe me, most top athletes would gladly trade in their scholarship for a professional contract.

And that should stop because...?

Fucking guy is a millionaire and he holds a clipboard. Good for him.

Yeah because one thing we don’t do enough of around here is call out the NCAA.

You are only making me more sure of the fact that they would worship me as a God

With this win, New Zealand have advanced to the World Cup final for a second consecutive time, where they await the winner of tomorrow’s semifinal between Australia and hosts England. The final will take place on Sunday.

I have never played cricket, nor do I have any idea how anything works in that sport, but every time I see top play highlights, I am convinced that I could be the greatest cricket player in the world if I so choosed.  

how much the county—and thus, taxpayers—will be spending to buy land near the stadium to be used for parking

I mean, we’re all pretty sure that Andy Dalton is a Mindflayer, right?

My body redacted nothing for several days after eating Skyline.

I did very poorly that semester

WHY DO THEY STILL MAKE BLACK HIGHLIGHTERS?!?!