Azathoth is gonna fuck your whole life up for leaving it off of your list.

???

Fig Newton is like drafting Sam Bowie while there are 500 Michael Jordans available. Colossally bad pick. I say that all in fun. But seriously, Fig Newtons are not good awful.

just get some foam and you’re good to go.

Everybody is the best beer pong player at their college, why should cricket be any different?

1) Build parking ramp

I propose they move to SunnyVALE.  It’s too bad they can’t meet Jim Lahey, RIP.

People are best served by paying their credit card down every week (if they’re able). Lazy repayment and delay is the first habit that leads to spending beyond your means.  It forces you to look at what’s coming in and what’s going out and is a critical tool to budgeting properly.

He’ll be rolling in dough.

If you could write a piece on how Andrew Wiggins is in this category as well and send it to every NBA GM, that’d be greatly appreciated.

I mean, he was super racist and brought the guy’s family into it. It was plenty beyond normal trash talk and way out of line. I can’t blame Masvidal for taunting the dude’s unconscious body. It was personal.

I think maybe he linked the rule to add to the discussion and you should calm the fuck down. I know this is the internet, but you don’t have to feel like everybody responding to your comment is violently attacking you, your kin, your favorite ice cream, etc.

Throw in a referee getting decapitated and quartered by spectators for good measure.

You sound really mad. Culturally appropriating the Beatles was because the Beatles culturally appropriated American music.

WHITE CAR kills BLACK BICYCLE RIDER. I mean it had to have been intentional right? For christ’s sake.

You’re trying way too hard.

I mean, according to what all of my doctors have told me, that’s not correct. I’ve had debilitating panic attacks throughout a day lasting several hours and they didn’t feel it was anything out of the ordinary.  Generalized anxiety can last weeks/months whatever.   But a debilitating, physically symptomatic panic…

As someone with a physically debiliating panic disorder, if you told me how I could get rid it of in 30 minutes, I’d suck your dick for it.  For some people it’s 48 hours of disability.  I don’t call the paramedics ever for panic attacks now, but to suggest 30 minutes of breathing will make you feel “all better...”…

Laughed out loud.

Next time he’s up, I hope his coach throws some high heat to take his gigantic ego down a notch.