Very classy

Sweet story

Can’t something just be fun without being taken way too seriously?

This is definitely the second-worst televised “fuck you” San Diego has ever witnessed.

“This is some pretty heavy stuff.”

Alex

Guys, seriously. This new format is atrocious. 

At what point do the Things stop being stranger for these poor folks?

yeah bitch, star and move on

Here’s his “Bangin’” video from the Berrics:

?? I hrdly know her!!

I’ve got Tuesday in the pool for how long until we find out this kid tweeted something offensive in high school.

Attach Booger to a giant harness with the Sky Cam and have him fly around the top of the stadium, shrieking his insights about what the Mike did on that last pass protection, as he soars 20 feet off the ground around the field at a blinding velocity.

This is the best headline I’ve read in a while.

Why even write about this? Are we going to ruin Javy Baez’s life over what he did 35 minutes ago? Plus, three of his best buddies on the Cubs said they didn’t remember any interference.

Watch Robles get run over and maimed by the bullpen cart.

“if not also as a not especially well-liked teammate.”

At least you guys have the Capitals.

Why is everyone offended by the stupidest things?