And the “drop down”: front gate would only space you AWAY from the real FRUNK room...looks cool but not really the way to go.

I can appreciate it even if I can't afford it.  

What Transformers movie was that from?

Fake new! This photo was created in a Chinese lab! When set as a background, it enables Chinese spyware that sends all your data to Secret Chinese data farms and locks itself to hide the evidence! The only way to unlock it is to vote for Biden so he can replace all the police with Gay Enforcer Squads that turn your…

Maybe dont commit a crime, next time.

“If literally one thing goes wrong—if the team needs to call for help or a tow truck, if they get stopped, if they crash—literally anything goes wrong here and these guys would be pulling resources from an otherwise already overloaded system, not to mention potentially increasing the risk of contracting coronavirus by…

Hey Drew. You’re the best, and good luck with the brain and everything.

It’s not even content related to the article. And it’s not even good content! No I don’t want to “Talk About Some Guys.”

Must be visiting BYU

Part of me suspects that’s how this post got so long.

Could you PLEASE stop auto-playing videos? PLEASE?!?!

Fuck this shit.

Typical Deadspin, making this all about Race.

Lol

And this is important???

Its been my experience that nothing good ever happens when you wait until the last minute to start pulling things out.

Yeah, let’s pretend like we don’t know that the online publishing model is cash-starved and desperate, and insist that they avoid criticizing any entity that still throws pennies their way in lieu of their actual readership doing so.

Should this guy be rescued? Or should he have to wade it out?

I was ready to declare the Foul Ball Feature by far the most important/best thing on Deadspin this week, but this has knocked it from the perch. Tom: thank you, for the fearless journalism. A grateful nation salutes you.

at least he has 13 years to turn things around.