I tinkered a lot with CGI when I was in my early teens (Blender, anyone?), had a real knack for animation and lighting. The former was more fun to show off, but there was something unspeakably satisfying about a well-lit scene. When I left, ambient occlusion had only just made it into the internal renderer, so I did…

Yes, the smile on her face, the willfully relaxed body language, the toying with his chest , all just looks soooo rape.

The thing is that regardless of whether you like Valves games or Steam or pretty much anything about them Valve is the place to work because it's a rock in an incredibly volatile industry. It's probably one of the few companies in gaming where you're guaranteed a reasonable amount of job security.

Yes, you are the only one. Thank God.

Just make a hat every now and again and you're set.

I...can't. I do not find him attractive in any way. He looks like Carl the Giant from Big Fish.

Remind me to never get cross with the girl in the second clip who kept her feet. She ran away to protect herself until her opponent incapacitated herself, then she came back for the kill. Her blood was cold before that water hit her.

Oxycontin

That's a lot of mistrust to walk around with

That seems...needlessly aggressive. :/

TIL: the definition of "jilling." Quality term.

Do not want.

That was nasty shit. This is just dumbly dumb dumb dumb.

This post is so weird and sad and disappointing.

When will you be posting the illustrations of what Disney princess pussies look like?

Why though.

Poorly placed fake flowers will catch fire reeeeeaaaal quickly if she ain't careful.

No need to imagine, we've already seen it. Ferguson: A town where the PD considers jaywalking an executable offense.

Mobile gaming.
Where good and interesting game concepts go to die due to pathetic business practices that have become the norm.

Looks and sounds incredibly generic, and the lip-syncing is horrible (I realize it's a "rough cut", but when you're trying to convince people to back something, your show-piece should at least demonstrate the level of quality you can produce).