Kara I feel like you really missed out on the potential title of a lifetime here: "ANACONDA: DON'T WANT NONE UNLESS YOU GOT BUNS HON"

Yeah, that was the placebo effect. I'm sure that if you ask a takeout place to leave sodium out of your meal and remove the carbohydrate from your noodles they'd smile and nod as well. Because that's all MSG is: salt. Salt that's slightly better tasting than natural salt.

You seem...offended. Maybe take your own advice and calm the fuck down.

Yeah, Jez is all about women until they fuck up, then it's all "we're not a feminist site!" I really don't like Isha Aran either. I feel like she often does what she did to Kim here, which is screw with someone's words until they're offensive, then write an article about it. All of them do this to a degree, so maybe…

Am I the only one who was kind of skeeved out about the world talking about how hot a 17-year-old girl is to begin with?

And depressingly, if your reaction to a bunch of armed men storming your home is to defend yourself a great many people will say you deserved to die.

But if you are low income, your are not supposed to be financially savvy. duh.

I read this story off of a reddit link, and a lot of people also came to her defense in keeping the car. The fact is, a known vehicle with a known maintenance history is a relatively smart decision over selling and getting a possible clunker. Controlling risk is just as important as controlling finances.

They used to, back in the day! Oh God, I am so damn old.

Nah, I'm not talking about the self-aware Britney fans who just enjoy the whole thing. I mean the fawning worshippers who hold her up as something to praise.

Nah, the pleasure comes from the tension between the banality of observing rules (thus the emphasis on the stone cold sobriety and technicality of beforehand agreements) and the obscenity of what is actually being done. Zizek talks about this at times.

His mom was busy?

Actually, there's some logic behind it — if "Nintendo" became common slang for video game consoles, they might risk losing their trademark.

WHY YOU OPEN THE CURTAINS THEY CAN SEE YOU NOW

yes! My father-in-law does not vote. He says all politicians are corrupt and I acknowledge that there are many corrupt people in both sides of politics but there are the ones that want to keep us down an the ones that (even if just to get our votes) show respect. That is how I decide who I support. Yes, corruption is…

Macklemore, is that you?

You gotta get Danny McBride in there somewhere!

Add Will Ferrell as a competing southern ex-NFL coach and I'd watch an entire movie of that.