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McCain 3:16 says you can’t whip enough votes!

Schumer over there, leaned back, grinning ear-to-ear and Mitch can’t even bring himself to look in his direction as he passes by.

Well, since he did something useful...there is only one thing to say then:

People I did not expect to save Obamacare, ranked:

I wish I could say that I TOTALLY KNEW she was this talented when I fell in love with “Tik Tok,” but really I was just yearning for my college days and Animal really delivered.

“...and when there was one set of tire tracks?”

I am so fucking disappointed that it’s for a movie and she doesn’t randomly recreate famous movie outfits just to make a coffee run.

The second I lay eyes on it I thought, “Big mistake. Big. Huge”.

I saw a Kristen Stewart/Rob Pattinson Tumblr how they’re secretly married and have a kid and them dating other people is just a pr stunt and it was the most batshit crazy thing I’ve ever seen.

To be fair though, Jessica Simpson (albeit not my taste for how nasally it is) can actually belt a mother fuckin’ tune. I’ve seen it live, the girl can sing.

Nick Carter > Nick Lachey

This article was the meanest thing that I’ve ever read about someone I’ve never heard of.

She was always low woman on the TRL pop totem pole of that time.

Ugh same

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Here’s John Heard (and Jeff Goldblum, Lindsay Crouse, Bruno Kirby, and a bunch of other actors who later became famous) in Joan Micklin’s “Between The Lines” from 1977. Note how the story is familiar: journalists worrying about who’s buying and probably destroying the news outlet they work for (an alternative

They’re the best, this guy was hot convict mugshot guy, now he’s canoodling with heiresses to multi billion dollar inheritances. It’s really an amazing story, good looks and money are equal commodities.

You can argue he doesn’t have enough royal duties (he has between 1/2 and 1/3 the other “major” royals, rather than “half”) but I don’t get how you can say be blew off a part time job by working part time hours?

POOR Prince William. Dubbed “workshy” and a “part-timer” following the revelation he only works 80 hours a month as an air ambulance pilot on top of scant royal duties

I can’t get enough stories about the hot felon.