Same. I told my husband I wish for 2 hour episodes. Its a train wreck I never want to climb out of.

I was watching this last night and legit had to pause the show because I was laughing so hard...I’m sorry, but hammered LuAnn is the only acceptable LuAnn. That’s the most entertaining the show has been in a while.

EXHILIRATING!

Luann was pretty magnificent last night. Falling down drunk Luann (“It’s a whistle!”) is the best Luann. Wish she’d loosen up like that more often.

Ahem.

I met him once at a campaign event when he was running for President (long story and a weird night...I was essentially an undercover Democrat), and this was after encountering him at random times as an intern in Congress. I was always disappointed by his politics, but not by him. There’s a reason he was popular with…

Fuck it I laughed

No. I don’t care how much the guy sucks, I wouldn’t wish glioblastoma on anyone. It took my grandmother in six months and it’s awful.

You’re a tremendous asshole.

Sarah Palin will come with her rootin’ tootin’ guns and shoot that cancer right out of his brain!

The Kardashians, at least, have a certain leisurely pace to their activities. This guy’s like an un-housebroken puppy who’s ingested some crystal meth.

Yeah but no one cares what you think and also you should fucking die.

You can’t compare literal royalty to the random asshats we propel to the popularity throne, my dude.

Yeah, I can’t believe I am about to say this, but...I find this guy WAAAAY more obnoxious than the Kardashians (well, okay, Rob actually seems like a terrible human being). If I had to choose between being forced to interact with any of the woman Kardashians/Jenners - even Kris- or spending 10 minutes around this guy,…

Seriously I’m a “Millennial” and I feel so old and detached from the world knowing this guy is somehow famous for being a complete asshat.

I still don’t understand what a Vine star is, or how someone—anyone—became one.

“People like going to the circus.”

FFWD to 2045: “I really think today, in our time of crisis, is the day where Josh Paul transitioned from Candidate Paul to President Paul.”

ME: tolerance and peace is the best way to go through life. we shouldn’t infringe on somebody who’s just doing what they want
ALSO ME: we should destroy every teen

Hmmmm ... interesting ...