Not really. The age anxiety is pretty distinctive in OC. In Potomac, they’re more irritated by Ashley than threatened by her. She’s like a persistent mosquito to them. And the New York, New Jersey, and Atlanta franchises are a lot more more homogenous in age.

Celebrity have been running for office for a long time. Ronald Reagan, Arnold Schwartenzer, Jesse Ventura, Al Franken and Fred Thompson come to mind.

You better hope YOU are Lisa Rinna, that is the only excuse for her exclusion here. Unless you didn’t have the space/time/inclination to go back far enough HEYOOOOO

Shit, that was Rocky II.

I’m sorry I forgot to contribute because Emma and I bonding over a thing we mutually love — sports and sporting events — is very touching.

The guaranteed year’s work for all staff that Denton inserted in the sale contract is running out in 5 weeks…

let’s start a website

“lack of fries” I hate myself but I am crying...

Tatts are great. I may even allow the tattoo of his name despite the lameness of it. His day job is getting punched in the head so he might have trouble remembering in the morning.

This is legitimately one of the most insanely stupid fucking comments I have ever read, and you should feel bad about yourself for being dumb enough to write it.

Big talk from a guy who’s entire race nearly got wiped out by a lack of fries.

No it’s cool because I heard in the comments that Irish people were discriminated against and enslaved too.

This video documenting Camila Cabello’s inability to get a high five says a lot...

Dorinda is the light of my life.

Dude is a low life, so no surprise he’s in the sock game. The sock game is one of the most brutal industries, right up there with the drug game. A single misstep could have you wearing a toe tag.

What is going on in the comments here lately with people not even having a remote familiarity with cocaine or its effects? Yesterday it was: oh yeah, that guy who went crazy and couldn’t be subdued on the airplane, must’ve been cocaine. Today it’s cocaine isn’t an amphetamine and appetite suppressant. I feel like I’m…

What am I looking at here?

“those amphetamine-based ones that keep your appetite down”

I got Tiffany but I hardcore lied to get there.