You know things have gotten bad when Donald Trump isn’t even the dumbest Donald Trump.

That overused husk of a woman only sees in Kim the girl she wished she was in her prime except she wasn’t cute or ballsy enough to get away with it. She’s the saddest one, rotting away behind her molting exoskeleton and pretending she’s happy. Keep pimping, Kris. It’s the only value to your family you’ve got left to…

Which is exactly why Blac Chyna was such a perfect fit! Shame it didn’t work out!

We should all be so lucky to have such a caring, loving, and attentive parent. (I always thought this was made up but my sis told me it’s a scene from their show - Kim K was doing a playboy photoshoot or video or something).

Oh, and don’t miss that he forwarded that entire email thread to Kushner and Manafort. To summarize, the top 3 advisers to Trump during his campaign agreed to meet a Russian national to collude in order to defeat Hillary Clinton.

I swear this is true: Morrissey once sat at a bar in Fort Collins, Colorado, trying to be anonymous. But a kid there recognized him, of course, and put ‘Girlfriend in a Coma’ on the jukebox. And then when it ended, he played it again. As the song wound down for the second time, Morrissey said, ‘if you play that song…

Shanna Moakler is quality reality TV. Bring it, Shanna!

We can only hope.

Titanic Week!!

Imagine this: it’s the year 2021 and you’ve just retreated to your Lululemon Home™. You’ve just spent all day doing barre workouts and posting photos of your favorite luxury bee pollen on your Instagram account. Now, you just want to lounge on your couch made of naturally breathable, sweat-wicking Luxtreme™ fabric.

More evidence that teens are the worst and they are directly, and indirectly, responsible for everything wrong in the world.

Stay in your lane GMA. This is E! territory.

Sometimes I long for the days of Paris Hilton bawling in the back of a cop car and Lindsay Lohan getting special manicures for the judge presiding over her case.

Way OT, but did anybody see this guy from ABC (Aussie Broadcast Co) absolutely demolish Trump at the G20?

Yeah we have an adopted dog, most rescues do tend to put a ‘If you can’t keep your pet please return the dog to us’ clause in their contracts as far as I know.

But... you still don’t know her dog.

This is absolute bullshit. I have THREE rescues, including a 100+lb Maremmano that had HALF OF HIS TEETH KNOCKED OUT WITH A GODDAMN BASEBALL BAT when he was a year old - beaten DAILY by a drunken owner. He was a bit difficult at first (duh) and we had to gently throw something at him to wake him up out of a sound…

Kara Brown is white.

end up dating a barley legal model.

Heather was a self-righteous, tacky, obnoxious bore