I’m Irish Catholic and I have 13 aunts/uncles on one side and 45 first cousins. What I’m saying is that there is a little truth to all the rumors so I’m going to die thinking that Jewish guys put their weiners through bedsheets. The thought amuses me.

That is a total canard. As an Orthodox Jewish male, I can assure you that we have sex in much the same manner as any other married couples do.

If the best thing women can do to avoid harassment is to cover themselves up, then why do Orthodox Jewish men insist on sticking their dicks through a hole in a bedsheet to have sex with their wives, like some fucked up Casper role play. If anything, the MORE fabric you have on you, the more a Jewish man will make a…

She “stars” on one of the most misogynistic shows on TV.

Sophie Turner and Joe Jonas are engaged? “The More You Know”, I guess.

I’m sure our corporate and political overlords are laughing their asses off at all the outrage being expended over a young woman who sells music. She’s doing quite well at marketing herself and her brand, and all without actually hurting anyone. Meanwhile, there are truly evil people fucking every one of us over,…

His neck tattoo made him look like a penis. I hate Jeffrey forever.

I read that as irradiated and still nodded yes.

I love snakes and she’s ruining them like she ruins everything

On behalf of snakes everywhere:

Ew, seeing Taylor and Reese topping out Dirt Bag is like tripping over your comforter and stubbing your toe as you get of bed first thing Monday morning.

Snake it off

I read Second Act as Sister Act at first and was irrationally (or rationally) upset). I’m glad I figured that one out before I popped a vein.

I’m guilty of being irritated by her sole existence, which I’m trying to hold back, but the snake thing is literally so last year. She’s making me angry again about something that happened more than a year ago and I don’t want to be like her, with all the grudges and not forgiving people. It’s exhausting.

The best thing about this snake thing is Taylor’s fans are the kind of people I don’t see as snake lovers. I picture they are the type of girls who see snakes and run.

Alaska’s latest video, “Valentina”, also features her in the Gucci bra version of those boots and I’m living for it.

I was a longtime fan and now find her remarkably annoying. I also have a crippling fear of/disdain for anything reptilian, so I’m with you.

Alaska did it first

I’m ambivalent about tswift and I fucking hate snakes, so I guess this means I can write her off til this phase runs its course.

Kill all your darlings