Think what it must taste like once it’s cooked!

fuck that. she should look that way she wants to look. if that means she’s got cleavage and bedhead, then rock on with it. “classy” is like “nice”—a way to shame women who don’t conform.

Why the fuck are they doing Weekend Update if they have no teeth to criticize people? JFC to compare Donald Trump to Hillary Clinton’s intelligence is such a fucking insult, and I’m pretty close to saying it’s just flat-out sexist. If Donald Trump were a woman people would call her a stupid bitch and dismiss her…

Please don’t denigrate Satan like this.

I’m seeing an awful lot of people online this morning on various news sites commenting on the Kim story saying “they should have killed her.” or “too bad she survived, because she’s a whore.”

no one cares about your stupid ticket rant. go away.

If he was going to invade, the least he could have done was taken the IRS’s oil.

Uhh. No. Marla didn’t “get her ass knocked up.” Trump knocked her up. Women don’t “get themselves pregnant.” Some tool who refused to wear a condom did.

When I was about fourteen (decades ago), I was at the Los Angeles airport during some renovation (is there an airport in the world that doesn’t have some kind of construction going on at all times?). There was a hole in the bathroom wall above the sinks, and a woman’s big traveling black & white cat escaped and…

I worked at a truck stop in eastern New Mexico when I was sixteen. There wasn’t a hotel for another 40 miles in either direction, but we had ample parking and shower and laundry facilities that the truckers loved to take advantage of.

I witnessed a homeless man having sex with an Airblade hand dryer in a public restroom at a train station in Sydney. At first, he was humping the thing from the side, sticking his business into the stream of cool air. Then he stood on his toes and dipped himself into it. I remember thinking “To his credit, that…

I was riding a ferry in and there was only one bathroom. The power was out so it was pitch black in the cabin. I hovered and my pee didnt make a sound. The lights came back on: I was hovering over a pile of poop that looked like chocolate soft serve, it was piled so high that I was just kinda peeing on the pile and if…

omg can I just say how happy I am to have regular Pissing Contests again! These were actually the reason I started reading jez a few years ago.

“trembling autumnal leaf Nicole Kidman”

Vaginas, with frickin’ lasers. That’s all I ask .

Since men are well known for sticking their penis in any available inanimate object, I’m proud to see this important step toward gender equality.

And something else to smile about. Whatever shitty thing Trump comes up with to insult Madonna, she is worth around 560 million. And SHE started with 16.00 in her pocket.

Good list of myths. However even acknowledging they’re myths I still think it’s not crazy for healthy adults who don’t work with children or in healthcare to skip the flu shot. That’s not to say it’s a bad idea to get the flu shot, but (IMO) it’s not clearly a good one if you make some reasonable assumptions about the…

If you were to draw up a list of things that makes up a good debate performance, I’m pretty sure “speaking in complete sentences” and “be coherent” would be on the list, and only one candidate ticked the boxes on that. Also, did you see that deadspin article about all those people on Storefront admitting Hillary won?

Lol