I came here to make this same comment but was glad you already had. Those things are god awful on the MKZ. My dad drives a pre-button MKX and it’s a great car. I got stuck with a brand new off the truck MKZ rental and almost went back in to swap it out for a standard fusion. Trying to pull out of the parking space…

I initially read that as “Miami man dresses up AS 13 foot alligator for Halloween” and didn’t think it was weird enough. But no, this is a true Florida Man.

Never underestimate the Jets’ incompetence

Brother?

Doing exactly what you suggested by donating $1,000,000.00 dollars to community organizations and “putting a bumper sticker on his car,” but yeah let’s focus on the bumper sticker

Mentally insane people. And it’s working, they’re eating this shit up. My new craigslist roommate was going on and on about Hillary’s health last night. I lock my bedroom door at night now

Are you talking about the VIP hostess he raped in Tahoe or the college student he raped in Georgia?