Write an article proving you’ve never had kids without saying you’ve never had kids.

Chicago resident, here. Most of the people I know (a mix of people born and raised, long-time residents, new residents) don’t eat “Chicago deep dish” (which, there are a few sub-categories). It’s usually something you have when people from out of town visit and want to do the famous tourist thing.

{Loses 50 lbs slowly over the past 4 years through intermittent fasting a primarily plant based diet}

OK.

Regarding Maple Syrup. If it doesn’t have a Canadian flag on it, and the name of the place it was harvested from, it’s not gonna be Maple Syrup worth eating.

Easier said than done, when you live in a small town (pop. 3000) and Walmart has put the other grocery stores out of business.

Here's one: stop writing foolish articles that will make kids more messed up than before. 

Not sure if we’re still arguing the “Tiger mom” or Helicopter Parent theories with these slides?

chrissy teigen gets a life sentence for trollin, and the mcdonals corporation gets a free pass and free pr. good job, people!

Honestly, this is terrible advice. You shouldn’t look for the “dumbest” TV, look for the “best” TV that fits your budget minus the price of the streaming device you want to use instead of the smart TV features. Simply don’t connect the TV to in the internet (or only periodically for firmware updates) and instead rely…

So now it’s “pretentious” to use a word or phrase correctly? I mean, sure, language changes over time. So why bother with any rules? If I say “kewl” instead of “cool” you know what I mean, therefore what is the point of spelling any word corektli? See, you knew I meant “correctly.” No need for pesky rules. And if you…

I think it’s ironic that a myriad of words literally cause people with certain criteria for word use to be nauseous, but irregardless, I could probably care less.

“Error, persisted in long enough, must be accepted in the language. But there is no need to hurry.” - Charles Rembar, The Law of the Land

Lying to kids is awesome because they’ll believe anything.

Doing anything because you saw it on Tiktok is guaranteed to be a stupid idea.

Clickbait. Article title should be “Don’t unexpectedly get in a dog’s face and make a sudden unusual, loud, threatening sound.”

Honestly this article is blowing this thing out of proportion. I have a very convincing dog bark (in that it sounds like a dog), I’ve barked at most dogs I’ve raised, and they’re totally fine. I’ve raised and trained dozens of dogs in my life that I’ve seen the first four reactions they describe in this article…

...did I miss the part where they were contractually obligated to stay?

You must be absolutely shit at your job if you can’t figure out how to text (pick a text app, send text) or delete an app (long press, choose “uninstall”). Like how do you manage to turn on your shower, or feed yourself?

You’re a UX designer with two phones and can’t figure out how to TXT or delete apps from Android?

Contrarily, your comment sounds like an Apple user who’s jealous their Android using friends. 🤷‍♀️