You could have stopped your comment at “Nobody is watching the XFL” because nobody will watch the XFL

in dance?

God dammit Claire.

Bitches love to complain about their mac and cheese prep, but will go and sous vide a sandwich at home.

It is, but storage is getting cheaper and cheaper so it kind of balances out. Now, if you are of the mind that you only want games loaded on m.2 drives, then yeah it sucks and is expensive as shit, but standard SSDs and even hybrid HDDs are still more than viable. 

The best parking space is the one right next to the double-parked asshole in the porsche/BMW/Benz/you name it who always parks really far away and takes up 2-3 spaces so no one comes close to his precious compensation mobile. Yup, go ahead and snuggle up in your ‘92 volvo right next to those guys. 

I cook sambal oolek in foods like pasta sauces and chili, and don’t really use it as a condiment hot sauce. Gochujang, I could just bathe in. 

more like water’bro’ding

You’re pumping yourself full of caffeine and processed foods. You stare at screens all day reading and getting anxious about awful things you can’t control on social media.

I think, from the ever-evolving and changing studies and stances on one particular food or food group, no one should evangelize only eating one specific thing, or totally avoiding one specific thing within reason.

original hardware

Finishing FFVIII remastered via PS4 remote play on my vita, and I just got a new (old) CRT with s-video, so I’m going to be playing super metroid in all of its beautiful scanlined glory. 

Less real prisons, more meat prisons please. 

Weird, I don’t remember Uncharted or the last of us having “Part 1" next to their titles? 

Turn it into a cake

Whelp, guess it’s time to rewrite my fentanyl onion dip and oxycontin oatmeal raising cookie recipes. 

To clarify, is one of those cheesy squares 430 mg of sodium? or is the ENTIRE order only 430 mg of sodium?

I don’t know what the regulations are for strip mall MRI and radiology centers, but ALL hospitals and chartered healthcare systems require high trust certification auditing when it comes to handling PHI of any kind. This means, your healthcare data is very rarely ever hosted on a cloud server where it would be exposed…

You could do this, or just dismissively nod and say “Okay, big guy” before leaving. 

Are we ignoring the fact that Kyle Fuller shouldn’t have been called down after Flacco threw the pick? That was going to be a pick six and sealed the game away making this whole argument pointless.