there is a big offer from China

Because we need to get our minds off things for a bit, and because I think Craig Sager would want us to smile:

i feel you man. sometimes you just gotta post a joke as fast as possible

I was thinking this.

I actually have more respect for a guy who steals from sick kids than a guy who goes to Power Rangers conventions.

I feel like your inconveniences are less important than the real issues here, yet somehow you wrote an entire article about how much it sucks to be cold.

It’s nice to see Sean Penn’s clone is still alive.

Have you tried holding it differently?

“It can be hard to put your finger on exactly what you fear most about the rise of Donald Trump: the racism? The sexism? The xenophobia? The profoundly dangerous lack of judgment?”

Cowboys Executive: The way it works is we get ourselves in a good position and we don’t make a move again until it’s over. Got it?

I believe I speak for all Indians when I say “how”

There goes all hope for a Kobe-like MVP season for Rose.

“That’s just not what we’re about,” Harbaugh said of the incident. “We’re a family. It’s a family atmosphere. We believe in having kids in the stands. That’s why we have cheerleaders, that’s why we have a band. It’s all about a family environment. That’s why we play the music that we play.”

He got all huffy.

Rocket McFadden is totally voting Hillary.

Funny, Adrian Peterson’s son’s face is imprinted on his cleats too.

- Jim Tomsula’s Roadkill Cafe

Such an original “joke.” Really brave and bold to post it here too.

And did you end up printing all the books you read on that printer, or did you still go to the bookstore to buy them?