Not Clickbaity enough

Everyone seems to keep missing this point. Travel by boat is going to be faster and easier than by horse.

Hope you didnt just jinx it with that “he’s gonna stay healthy this year” talk

Yeah but they have Uber replacements (RideAustin and another one i forget). So they are out of the 20th century, just with fingerprinting of drivers

Have you seen her twitter photo? Odd Lady

Can’t believe i had to scroll this far for your statement...

Monta Ellis has more career points than Ginobili.

Maybe its the MeUndies

You guys are absolutely killing it on the “rehashed jokes” front. Bravo

Dude, you totally burned him. SICK

Train sucks

Balls

That never happened

That’s just a carryover policy from this year, really

Dumb as a post? I know Barry is a hack, but thats harsh.

*crickets*

That’s roughly $2.8M more than any Deadspin staffer

He went to the Pacers

False — if you google “DB Darren Mcfadden” the third link is an article from a reputable sports site that labels him a DB

Don’t ask me