Well......fuck that. I happen to have mine on right now, and it is the fucking tits. Heat is going to be a much bigger problem in the future.

With all due sympathy to the said 26 yr old, what is a gadget sibling?

OKay, I can see that. At first I couldn’t get past the baby being bald.

As an Iowan, I am ashamed of these idiots, and sad that our state contains even more idiots that would vote for them. Sigh, not a great day for Iowa.

Jezebel Rule #1: No body shaming.
Jezebel Rule #2: No balls allowed unless you don’t shame. And even then, the scissors are always ready to cut the balls off.

Got to say my friend, your post was very brave.

Zero sympathy or fucks. My choice will always be people with babies take seperate flights, or at the VERY least, not the one the rest of us are on.

Yep, and I’m a guy. To be fair, we got married on a beach at sunset, and I swear sand got in my eye.

It most certainly is, and Lyme can be pretty rough. But the conspiracy on that is kind of ridiculous as well. My wife follows this, something about no one wants to admit it exists so no doctor’s will ever run tests.

I put a tire back on my Mother in Law’s lawn tractor yesterday. But I also yelled at someone Friday because something that should have been done 2 weeks ago wasn’t actually done. Not sure if that cancels the good part out, but I would like to think it does.

Yes, and I bet women would be just fine and dandy if a new Sex and the City series was made, but with a horse as the lead actress.

Seems like dom-sub to me, and she seems to be okay with it. Admittedly it is very public, but overall, doesn’t seem overtly sexual at least for public view.

How in the fuckity fuck is it 2015 and some ingenious asshole hasn’t created a fake vagina specifically for this with sensors and doodads that ring a loud noise and say things out loud like “That isn’t the vagina, wrong hole moron.”

Honestly, I have to ask......do you read any political news regularly? If so, I can’t see any way you could not know who this is. Go read about him. He’s all over the place. Mother Jones link below sums it up pretty nicely. This guy, unknown to you, is probably my favorite politician right now, simply because he…

Um, you may want to look into Bernie a bit more. From what I can see, that guy is pretty much on the cusp of the majority of polls of what the people actually want. And he is making more noise for progress than is being reported. Let him be disruptive if it pushes the conversation left. It’s where we all want to be…

She should be forced to live in poverty in San Francisco.

Yeah, so, not sure what anyone else is saying, and quite frankly I skipped through the whole thing. The bits I did read were enlightening enough though to make my Internet Expert Opinion known in the comment section.

You have the cash, you are going to do it. You think you are not actually committed to it yet, but you…

Yeah honey, when you are done with that diaper, get me a sammy made, mmmkay?

The first time I saw her was in Boston Legal. Unfortunately, I took an instant dislike to her for some reason, and no matter what I see her in, I just don’t like her.

I don’t get Parker? To me she just seemed like a b rate movie start at best, so I have never understood why some people like her. Can you explain?

He’ll make a show, that’s for sure. And then use it during election time. That is also for sure.