Shovion

9/22/16

This is the first thing that has ever made me actually want to watch a basketball game in full.

9/19/16

I never understood the appeal of tailgating. Standing around in a parking lot day-drinking with a bunch of strangers who get overly excited about the sportsing events? Pass.

9/15/16

But... can you farm carbon?

9/14/16

Okay, maybe NOW it’s time to buy that train set.

9/13/16

I remember this game that used to have private matches... what was it called?

Hello? Holo? Ha... Halo?

Tell me you didn’t at least kind of expect, or at the very least “desire,” that Bungie might have included this type of feature at launch.

9/10/16

Tixati is my client of choice.

9/10/16

Wow. “Troll, dipshit, shitpost, joyless fuck, loser, bad ex...”

Welcome to Destiny’s gaming community.

9/10/16

RNG is not a God. It’s the Devil’s algorithm, and you are its little plaything.

9/10/16

Obligatory “people still play Destiny?” post.

Seriously, people still play this shit?

9/10/16

Napalm.

9/10/16

Because ESPN made him the “token” with this consumerist shill of a program. Some middle-aged white guy producer out there is in charge of a show on ESPN where a couple of fucks talk about college football. He (and yes, it is a he) made sure to get the hot blonde chick and the black guy (Heisman or otherwise) to…

9/10/16

While I am not interested in banning beds, or streets for that matter, my point remains the same - there is no such thing as a completely safe world, despite all the things we do as a nation to make it so.

While I am not interested in banning beds, or streets for that matter, my point remains the same - there is no such…

9/10/16

ESPN College GAME DAY! Starring, 3 aging white dudes with similiar haircuts, a blonde chick, and your token black guy. Only on E E E E E ESPN COLLEGE GAME DAY.

Pandering bullshit. College sports needs to die in a fire.

9/10/16

Poor Tash. Turned into a Romulan.

9/10/16

Compared to the amount of adults that die crossing the street? Die falling out of bed? Die eating?

Yeah, no, it’s “some” ya fucking asshat.

Compared to the amount of adults that die crossing the street? Die falling out of bed? Die eating?

Yeah, no, it’s…

9/9/16

Yeah, that’s a pretty unfounded counter point. See my response to Chewie above for my response to you. Children eat a shit load of magnets.

Yeah, that’s a pretty unfounded counter point. See my response to Chewie above for my response to you. Children eat…

9/9/16

“The commission has not been able to say how many children were injured because of the toys, but it estimates that 1,700 children went to the emergency room between 2009 and 2011 because of high-powered magnets, including Buckyballs.” Source: http://www.nytimes.com/2014/07/18/bus…

“The commission has not been able to say how many children were injured because of the toys, but it estimates that…

9/9/16

But what if some stupid ass children end up mistaking it for some form of jam or jelly. Banned!

9/8/16

Not hard to be “king” of a relatively dead genre. I wonder who will be the next “king” of the peripheral based music game akin to Guitar Hero? Who will be the next “king” of rail shooters? Point and click adventures?

9/7/16

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