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Fight Night Champion is the best sports game ever made, both in mechanics and storytelling. I am anxiously awaiting its sequel for the current gen consoles. Hell, I’d settle for a port of it through the digital store. I loved that damn game, and miss playing it.

Round 3 is a close 2nd, but appears to be far more

Someone with enough money really needs to challenge Nintendo’s heavy-handed IP claims in court. If Larry Flynt can say that Jerry Falwell fucked his own mother, people should be able to make a parody of Nintendo.

The Dualshock series has always been the most comfortable controller in my grips. The Wii “Classic” and “Classic Pro” are a close second... because they are basically mirror images of the Dualshock. No, no - not the Wii U Pro Controller... that’s the cancer of controllers.

I might embarrassed at the fact that I look bad on the internet! (Turns to the nearest technical thing and destroys it.)

Job done.

Stupid comes in all shapes, sizes, countries, and religions. Pokemon Go is just a catalyst.

So... pink bird Volus?

My first and favorite MMO was Shadowbane. So many good wars.

I like how when I use the word “pussies” I get called a misogynist for using sexist language. I’m sorry, did I offend? But maybe you’re right. “Pussy” is too good a word to be used on these delicate flowers. Instead, we’re all a bunch of nondescript gender-expansive sex organs, or lack there of!

As a 29 year old millennial, I can’t abide apologist pussies in my generation. Political incorrectness is covered in free speech, the most important right that we have. Safe spaces and trigger warnings are merely accepted terms for censorship.

How on earth did you write an article this long about Wrastling?

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The problem with No Man’s Sky is that there is dick-all to do. Take all that technology they developed, all the procedurally generated hoo-haw, and all of the features they actually did manage to get into the game, and what we have is a really great background that could have been incorporated as secondary features in

This is an easy one.

Hah! ME1 planet exploration... now that right there is the definition of a lack of content. No Man’s Sky is revolutionary compared to that. Too bad it’s derivative to many games that have come out since ME1.

I’ve always considered Skyrim to be a masterpiece. While there is an ‘end’ to the main questline, there is still no real ‘win-state’ as you put it. No Man Sky has done nothing more than what many RPG’s have been doing for decades... but instead of being a fluid and feature filled game, you have to farm shit over and

You don’t see the advantage of having a portable computer?

I’ve been using a bulky ASUS ROG laptop for years, and while now it’s horribly outdated, it still plays most games like a champ. That being said, now that the desktop/laptop bridge has been gapped with this new GPU technology, portability has become all that

This is something that I observed in Tokyo that I honestly wouldn’t mind catching on in America. An actual 3d representation of what your food will look like if you eat at the establishment is fucking brilliant... and it also was a fine indicator of “oh, no, I don’t want that at all...”

The haircut, the glasses, the jacket... I’ll admit that’s the first things I notice. But look a bit closer, and notice that he’s wearing a fucking bolo tie. Totally completes the get-up.

Darlene is a babe.

Sous Vide videos are completely unrelated to how I cook my dinner every night, but for some fucking reason, I keep seeing that shit over and over and over again.

Clicks. Money. Stuff. Pokemon. Poorly Made Steaks. Stuff.

How many memes can we fit into one post? This thread is all about images, right?